obstinatrix: (Jared sunglasses)
Title: And The Kiss Comes Free
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~2500
Notes/Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] hils, for the prompt: 'Jared is a lifeguard who saves Jensen from drowning'. :) Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] akadougal for reading this over for me.

Really, it's like Jensen's doing a public service. )
obstinatrix: (Default)
Title: The Moon Is New
Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Misha Collins/Matt Cohen, references to past Jensen/Misha.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 56,000
Artist: The lovely [livejournal.com profile] inanna_maat. Thank you so much for your hard work on this, hon; you were a joy to work with. ♥
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a lone wolf. Ten years out of Texas, he's made a name for himself - in certain circles - rum-running in Prohibition-era New York, leaving the city for long stretches when his boss requires it. Jensen doesn't see the appeal in serious relationships, not even now that Misha's broken off their no-strings affair to play house with Matt, his handsome new club pianist. Jensen's pretty sure he doesn't need anybody -- at least until the moment he comes back after a long trip to find a new face in Misha's bar, some stray newsboy Misha took in off the streets. Jensen has no intention of letting this Jared kid change him -- but he's unprepared for finding in Jared a person who makes him want to change himself.
Warnings: Underage sex (Jared is 17). Schmoop.

Acknowledgements: This fic is for [livejournal.com profile] _mournthewicked. In the first place, it's a belated birthday present: happy birthday, Carly. :) ♥ In the second place, it's something that would never have existed without Carly's input. I started this fic at her urgings, and it was her enthusiastic encouragement and loving abuse that made me keep at it to the end. So thank you, Carly, for helping me create these incarnations of the boys and the world they live in; thank you for the chats and tweets and emails that kept me on track; thank you, in short, for being a truly phenomenal alpha-reader in all the ways. I hope that this fic captures at least a little of what we were going for, and I hope you know how much it and I owe to you. You are wonderful and here is my 56,000 word billet-doux. ♥ ♥ ♥

Thanks also to [livejournal.com profile] nanoochka for running a characteristically thorough beta at short notice -- all remaining semicolons are entirely my own fault. ;) And thank you, [livejournal.com profile] dizzzylu, for proofing this for me, too; your suggestions helped (and reassured!) me immensely.


The Moon Is New


. part one . part two . part three .

. part four . part five . part six . PDF . art .



NB: This story is in the same 'verse as The Theory of Relativity, 4k of Matt/Misha I wrote back in April. Technically this is a sequel to that, but really Relativity was always intended as a prequel to The Moon Is New, which was already in the works at the time. You absolutely do not need to have read Relativity to read this, but I felt I should make the connection explicit. :) Likewise, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes is a very early J2 sketch in this 'verse, which I suppose is now technically a timestamp. :)
obstinatrix: (Jensen grin)
Title: Flip Of A Switch
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] obstinatrix and [livejournal.com profile] cautionzombies
Pairing: Jensen/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Misha's only trying to save the environment when he pauses to turn off the studio lights on his way to bed. He doesn't expect to find lead dancer Jensen Ackles practicing his barre work in there. He certainly doesn't expect what comes next. Yes, we wrote ballet corps AU. Er.
Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] annundriel, who is wonderful in all the ways. Happy birthday, bb. ♥

( It was almost midnight )
obstinatrix: (J2 bluesky)
Title: Sunscreen
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4000
Summary/Notes: I started writing this for a prompt on [livejournal.com profile] akintay's J2 Summer Break meme: 'Jensen's favourite thing about summer is Jared in shorts.' However, it diverged from that massively, so now it is going to fulfil my kink_bingo square for 'feet'. Hilariously, really, since it is exactly 0% kink/fetish and 100% schmoopy porn cliches, but there you go. I blame [livejournal.com profile] deirdre_c, and also this picture.

'Hey,' Jared says, poking Jensen's calf with his bare toes. )
obstinatrix: (Sam: pillow talk)
I am posting this for my own reference because it is apparently the only known piece of Gensen (lol) in the universe.

300 words of extramarital cunnilingus, with bonus voyeur!Jared )

Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] cherie_morte. Now I want more of this and it doesn't exist. *weep*
obstinatrix: (J2 bluesky)
Title: We've Got Spirit
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared's on the basketball team. Jensen's cheer captain. Between them, they've got a whole load of spirit.
Disclaimer: Lies!
Words: ~3,500
Notes: Ummm, see this post of [livejournal.com profile] wendy's. Clearly, there needs to be longfic of this written by someone who actually has a passing understanding of cheerleading and basketball not gleaned from teen movies, but for now, I couldn't resist plugging the gap with some schmoopy porn. Thanks to all the ex-cheerleaders on my Twitter who helped me with little details. :)

Jared doesn't do predictability )
obstinatrix: (Default)
Title: Easy Like A Sunday Morning
Pairing: Jensen/Jared/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lazy Sunday established relationship morning sex. Plot, this fic does not recognise.
Notes: Dear [livejournal.com profile] _mournthewicked, I love you, and am sorry for giving you a threesome kink. Please find under the cut more lazy threesome kink, exactly as requested.
Disclaimer: This is a lie. In fact, Jensen is a software developer in this universe. Trufax.
Words: ~ 3,500

Jensen Ackles, as it turns out, is naturally nocturnal )

Podfics!

Mar. 1st, 2011 09:18 am
obstinatrix: (scruffy Jensen)
The lovely [livejournal.com profile] chemm80 has recorded podfics for Suck and Blow and OK Computer, if anyone is in the mood for some filthy RPS porn to listen to on the drive to work/while jogging/while supposedly in a lecture/at any other inappropriate time of your devising. :)

You can find them here, with links back to the original fic posts. Go, comment and tell her how awesome she is if you download them. ♥
obstinatrix: (Deanclose)
...I'm really not sure where this came from. I've been working on my [livejournal.com profile] dc_everafter all day, and then suddenly there was Misha having ~feelings all over everything. IDEK.

Title: the same big and little words
Pairing: Jensen/Misha
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1000
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and consequently completely untrue.
Summary: He likes Jensen, though. He likes Jensen too much, such that everything seems to turn to gold in Jensen's fine-cut hands.

Jensen's mouth is a cavern of sweet smoke )
obstinatrix: (team free will)
Title: Let 'Em Rest Unrepressed
Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Lies!
Prompt: 'Jared riding Jensen while Misha fucks his mouth.' That is this fic in its entirety. Here on Blindfold.

When he'd pictured it - and, oh, hell, Misha had pictured it, and then some, the two of them together - it hadn't exactly been like this. )
obstinatrix: (MEESH)
FIRST FIC OF 2011. \o/

Title: Like Dip On A Chip
Pairing: Jensen/Misha/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count ~2000
Disclaimer: Alas, lies.
Summary: ...do I really need to try and summarise this right now? Uh. The prompt was here: drinking and silly flirting at a party lead to other things. Because I can only write one 'plot' for these guys. Or, you know, what plot?

If you were a chip, I'd be on you like dip, man. )
obstinatrix: (Dean)
Oh, 2010, I knew you had another fic in you!

Title: Quicksilver
Pairing: Jensen/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Entirely a product of my own imagination, alas.
Summary/Notes: Written for this prompt: Jensen has a nipple ring, and Misha likes it. Effectively. Total PWP.

Misha's got a mouth on him like mercury, quicksilver swift )

Yeah, that's right, this is what I'm doing on Hogmanay. I'M SO COOL.
obstinatrix: (Default)
All my fics about these guys are the same. OH WELL. I think this is just about long enough to get its own entry, even though most of the people likely to care have already seen it at the comm.

Title: All The Conspirators
Rating: PG-13?
Words: ~1100
Disclaimer: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiies.
Summary/Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] hils's prompt here: 'Jensen dares Misha to make out with Jared for a joke. He is surprised by how jealous he gets when Misha goes through with it.' With extra added pre-game conspiring. Totally pointless self-indulgence.
Additional Notes: Bonus points for anyone who knows the derivation of the title. ;) Oh, and I was drunk when I wrote this, so, uhhhh.

The moment the words are out of Jensen's mouth, he wants to take them back. )
obstinatrix: (dean and sam)
More things too small to merit their own posts!

[livejournal.com profile] verizonhorizon requested TOS!Kirk/Spock, with horses )

[livejournal.com profile] aythia , over at the meme on [livejournal.com profile] jensen_misha , requested gratuitous rimming porn )

Oh, and then there was another poem of rather unsubtle derivation.

(and, ended, hide their bones) )

As always, everything mostly reposted here for archiving purposes only.
obstinatrix: (behind glass)
It's that time again, folks!

Oh yes: things that are too small to merit their own posts, they all go here!

Leonard and Nichelle and Bill, for tiny_increments' Ficmas present )

Snowball Wars, Jensen and Jared and Misha, gen. )

little poem, post AHBL. Sam & Dean, gen. )

Okay, that's all, folks! Again, these are mostly for archiving purposes. Carry on, carry on!
obstinatrix: (team free will)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] obstinatrix
Written for: [livejournal.com profile] thehighwaywoman for [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_xmas
Title: Left Foot Green
Pairing: Jensen/Misha (...Jared/JDM, sort of? How'd that get in there?)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,708
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] thehighwaywoman's prompts were deliciously varied. In the end, I sort of smushed together a request for Jensen/Misha over the holidays, and one for Misha and both Js 'doing whatever their hearts desired'. Apparently, what their hearts desired was a psuedo-Christmas party with drunken Twister, devious Misha, and a grumpy Jensen who's rather less grumpy by the end of the night.
Disclaimer: I wish fervently that this was true, but unfortunately, it's just a product of my fevered imagination.
Warnings: These are all 'sort of' warnings, which means they're only here to be on the safe side. VERY SLIGHT D/s (maybe). Public sex (but not really). And, uh, object insertion.
Final Thing: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl, as ever, for making me keep going with this and generally being awesome and encouraging and helpful.

This shit is never Jensen's idea. )
obstinatrix: (Sammy)
LOL THIS FIC.

Okay, so. I started this ~ironically for a commentfic meme, basically in illustration of the fact that AU!J2 fic relies in only the loosest of ways upon anyone's actual character. I fear it didn't, ultimately, convey much of the intended irony. However, what it is, if not terribly ironic, is: cliched, stylised, unrealistic, slightly historically inaccurate (*warps dates* *whistles*) and verging on purple in places.

But! It is also blowjob porn featuring Jensen Ackles as a captured Anglo-Saxon, speaking ye genuine article, because I am a total, total geek. Also, Jared is a boy Pope from the era of the Pornocracy, or saeculum obscurum. Which is...kind of cool? I DON'T KNOW.

Basically I'm posting it because I feel like I should have some record of the fact that I once wrote a truly ludicrous, not-entirely-made-of-crack, POPE AU.

And I'm rambling to myself to justify not leaving it to die anonymously on the meme where it was born. As a mad Pope would have done.

Title: Saeculum Obscurum
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ostensibly Jared/Jensen, but technically 'Jensen' could be anyone...
Summary: SELF-RIGHTEOUS SLUTTY BOY POPE USES CAPTURED ANGLO-SAXON FOR SEX. MAKES BAD LATIN PUNS DURING. SLAVE LIKES IT (OF COURSE).
Disclaimer: I think we've all established that this is the biggest load of shit to ever bull.

There were those who questioned the sanctity, the divinity, of the bloodline )

Really, I'm just neurotic. I'm unable to sit still, knowing there's something I've written that isn't collected on my journal. What if I should NEED my Pope porn at some point in the future, and be unable to find it? HORRORS.

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