obstinatrix: (Sammessiah)
Guys, I think someone should do a porn meme. I feel PWP-deprived. Who wants to run a filthy, filthy commentfic meme? :)?

(I know, I know, [livejournal.com profile] spnspringfling just finished posting and [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang is in full swing and everybody is behind on both. But. It is a long, long time since I've written porn, okay. PORN. Dirty talk and sex toys and buckets of come!)

This post brought to you by 12.18 am.

eta: I WILL HAPPILY DO IT IF SOMEONE WILL MAKE ME A GRAPHIC. CAN SOMEONE DO A GRAPHIC?
obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: Intoxication
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: ...R?
Summary: Exactly as requested, 'tail end of BDSM and smushy aftercare'.
Notes: This is, entirely and absolutely, for [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl, my partner in filthy deliciousness, my encouragement, my friend my Leonard. For no reason except that I love her, so there. :P
Warnings: See summary, really. BDSM. Not explicit, but very there.
Disclaimer: AHAHAHA. Yeah, didn't happen except in my head.

Leonard has a voice like whisky )
obstinatrix: (shirtless k/s)
Title: Jealousy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Spock. I write them as TOS, but I guess this is pretty much YMMV.
Word Count: 498, squeaked into my limit with two words to spare. ;)
Summary: Jim smells of sweat, and an unfamiliar perfume.
Notes: This is for the gorgeous and amazing [livejournal.com profile] candesgirl as thanks for her donation to UNICEF on behalf of Haiti. She gave me the keyword 'jealousy', and I am unimaginative, hence title. If you want me to write a wee thing for you in response to a donation, please visit my thread at [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti, here.

Jim smells of sweat, and an unfamiliar perfume )
obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: Oneupmanship
Rating: NC-17. Bang go my attempts at R-rated porn.
Pairing: Shatnoy. NEEDS MOAR.
Summary: Their games of oneupmanship are not limited to onset pranks. Warning for (fairly mild) bondage themes.
Disclaimer: This is a lie made of lies, wrapped up in more lies and deposited in Lieville.
Notes: Many people get the blame for this, although some of them may be surprised to hear it. Among them, [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl, for reasons which should be obvious to her, and [livejournal.com profile] screamlet for Bill in handcuffs being my first mental image this morning.

I don't think the bed was made to withstand this kind of treatment. )
obstinatrix: (Default)
I wrote this in a coffee shop. Public porn ftw!

Title: [untitled]
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: This is fiction.
Summary/Notes: Shameless, pointless PWP.

He doesn't need to say it. )
obstinatrix: (billdelen)
Ficlet offload!

Title: Remember
Rating: R
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: Lies
Warning: BDSM
Notes: Tiny misplaced commentfic from the RPF general kinkmeme. See warning. I...don't like this much.


The more I want you to remember something, the more likely you are to have forgotten it. )

This one will hopefully temper the weirdness of the above, with random fluff.

Title: Emmys, 1968
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: Never happened!
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] screamlet, for her prompt on the Shatnoy kinkmeme.
Summary: BILL AND LEONARD THROW A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK 'WE WEREN'T NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING' EMMY PARTY SOMETIME DURING TOS. IT IS HELD IN LEONARD'S BED. THE TV MUST BE THERE.

Bill, put that *down*. )
obstinatrix: (beautiful Kirk)
Title: Like This, Looking
Rating: NC-17 (I see we're back to that...)
Pairing: Shatner/Nimoy (offscreen), Shatner/OFC
Disclaimer: Bucket o' lies, this is.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl, from the [livejournal.com profile] shatnoy_rpf kinkmeme, where she asked for voyeurism. Warning: a lot of this is het. Also, do I need to warn for wanking/Bill doing his amazing tongue trick? (Canon!)
Summary: Leonard knows all about Bill's alleged golden touch with the ladies, but it's one thing to be told, and quite another to discover. Add bucketload of unrequited!angst, and voila.

Bill is good at this. )
obstinatrix: (shatnoy on set)
Title: Switch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: All lies!
Summary: Total, total PWP. Bill's the jealous type.
Notes: For my comm-baby-daddy [livejournal.com profile] candesgirl. ;)

Leonard's eyes are very dark, not inky, but warm )
obstinatrix: (Default)
Forgot to post this. I don't even know where this came from, besides the kinkmeme, where all my morals went to die.

Title: Five Adventures of Leonard Nimoy's Mouth
Rating: Hard R, I think
Pairing: Ahahahaaaaaaa....yeah. Um, let's see. Leonard/random girl; Leonard/Sandi; Leonard/Majel Barrett, Leonard/Bill, Leonard/Susan. I'm going to hell.
Disclaimer: So didn't happen.
Warnings/Notes: No warnings, really, except for mention of non-public figures, namely two of Leonard's wives. Written for this prompt, which basically wanted Leonard demonstrating his oral sexxing skills. *cough*

The first time, he had no idea at all )

*hides under rock*
obstinatrix: (Spock naked)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhdear.

Title: The Imaginative Factor
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: NCC-1701 like the Enterprise, baby.
Disclaimer: Never ever ever happened; never will.
Warnings/Notes: This is a short and plotless fic about rimming. Basically. Yes, I went there. Yes, I am ashamed of myself.

a little imagination never hurt anyone  )
obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: A Scene In Five
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Come on, guys. We know I'm not claiming this happened. I just wish it had.
Notes: For this prompt at the kinkmeme. Why did Bill have such an Extremely Visible Erection on the set of Obsession, anyway? (See, um, illustration at the end of the story.)



He wasn't quite sure how exactly it had gotten started )
obstinatrix: (Default)
This was written in response to a demand on the kinkmeme for a sequel to The One Where They Watch Star Trek. Thus, more voyeuristic Shatnoy-through-Pinto porn came to be, because how could I resist?

None of this happened. Massively NC-17. You have been warned.

it turns out that old-school Star Trek is better than porn )
obstinatrix: (Default)
I'm a little bit nervous about posting this, as it's my first foray into Pinto, and comes via a prompt on the [livejournal.com profile] trek_rpf_kink meme which I almost entirely failed to correctly fill. Anyway, please be gentle.

Title: [untitled]
Pairing: Pinto (front and centre), Nimoy/Shatner (discussed)
Rating: hard R
Summary: Pinto watch TOS through slash-goggles, with the inevitable result.
Disclaimer: Everything herein is utter nonsense fabricated by my own good self.

so this is Friday night in LA  )
obstinatrix: (Shatnoy mindmeld)
Well, folks, here it is: commonly believed to be the first piece of realworld Shatner/Nimoy fic on the Internet. I'm reposting it here from [livejournal.com profile] trek_rpf_kink, where it started life as a response to the following prompt:

Shatner/Nimoy, series-era.
Prompt: Bill has never considered himself to be a lover of men, but there's something in Leonard's smooth voice and smile that dares him to reconsider. Illicit, semi-drunken sex ensues! :D


The prompt is a fair description of the story, frankly, so let me just add the usual rubbish:

Rating: Hard R
Disclaimer: This never happened. I am telling you all an enormous lie. It is most illogical of me, but I can't seem to help it.

And now, on to the fic! )

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