http://roseandheather.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] roseandheather.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] obstinatrix 2009-10-23 03:38 am (UTC)

Dear Jim T. Kirk,
I love you, and I think you're awesome, and I think you and Spock are the cutest couple in the Galaxy.

I also think that you are sometimes so thick you need to have things hammered through your skull with a very heavy object.

I think Spock is figuring this out.

So the next time your best friend-cum-lover is blatantly, er, "autofellating" himself in front of you?

Maybe you should help out. What do you need, an engraved invitation?

Sincerely,
A Fan

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