HNNNNGGGGH MY GOD. Okay okay, so. HOT. Hottttt. But also my boyfriend looked over my shoulder in the middle of reading this and I jumped a mile and was very undignified. SO ABSORBED WAS I BY YOUR PORN. Also, you are hilarious.

Jensen’s almost horizontal, and has no viable limbs, and this makes masculine posturing difficult to achieve.
“These mats are wipe-clean,” he offers, brightly. “Ages eight and up!”
I love your voices.

“They’ll be able to sell us at Starbucks. Tall, grande, and venti comatose downstairs.”
I'LL TAKE FOUR OF EACH TO GO PLEASE.