Well, isn't this every Trek fangirl's ultimate fantasy. XD Very nicely done. The outrage at having some other woman there was nicely played, and believably transformed into shock at what was really happening, followed of course by titillation. Lovely.

Favourite moment was when Heather thought to herself that these guys had lived through the sixties, so they must know what they're doing!

And now all I can think of is Heather Locklear guesting on Boston Legal, remembering her Bill 'n Len sandwich. ;)