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Snippet: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (J2, R)
Apr. 5th, 2011 01:15 amUm. ![[livejournal.com profile]](http://s.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
_mournthewicked made me do this. Or rather, it is her fault that the entire concept of Prohibition!J2 has been stuck in my head for days now. This is just porn, so it should basically make sense out of context, but the context...may yet appear in a fic that will probably need to be A MILLION WORDS LONG. En bref: Jensen is a rumrunner, Misha owns a speakeasy, Jared is an orphaned 17-year-old newsboy Misha rescued off the street. Jensen meets him when he gets back from one of his illegal alcohol runs, and then they dun sex.
Like I said, en bref. Uh, on second thought, this probably makes no sense. Move along, move along. ;)
( 1000 words of smoking!porn, Fedoras and silk ties )
not cross-posted anywhere because of too much crazy.
_mournthewicked made me do this. Or rather, it is her fault that the entire concept of Prohibition!J2 has been stuck in my head for days now. This is just porn, so it should basically make sense out of context, but the context...may yet appear in a fic that will probably need to be A MILLION WORDS LONG. En bref: Jensen is a rumrunner, Misha owns a speakeasy, Jared is an orphaned 17-year-old newsboy Misha rescued off the street. Jensen meets him when he gets back from one of his illegal alcohol runs, and then they dun sex. Like I said, en bref. Uh, on second thought, this probably makes no sense. Move along, move along. ;)
( 1000 words of smoking!porn, Fedoras and silk ties )
not cross-posted anywhere because of too much crazy.
Fic: The Hanged Man (Dean/Castiel, NC-17)
Mar. 31st, 2011 10:55 pmFic: The Hanged Man
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,500
Summary: This is a sequel to The Beating of His Hideous Heart, from the opposite POV to the original. Dean is a charming sociopath, Castiel the fresh-faced prison chaplain. Dean has been looking for Castiel for fourteen years.
Warnings: This one is less dub-conny than the previous, but there are still hints of that, and - sociopath!Dean. 'Content may disturb', I might say.
( For fourteen years, Dean has been searching for the Hanged Man. )
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,500
Summary: This is a sequel to The Beating of His Hideous Heart, from the opposite POV to the original. Dean is a charming sociopath, Castiel the fresh-faced prison chaplain. Dean has been looking for Castiel for fourteen years.
Warnings: This one is less dub-conny than the previous, but there are still hints of that, and - sociopath!Dean. 'Content may disturb', I might say.
( For fourteen years, Dean has been searching for the Hanged Man. )
If anyone wants to make a ninja bid on my thread at ![[livejournal.com profile]](http://s.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
help_japan, now's the time! Bidding ends at 3 a.m. PST, and my thread is here. :) ♥
help_japan, now's the time! Bidding ends at 3 a.m. PST, and my thread is here. :) ♥Title: Every Square Inch, Every Split Second
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sam's fifteen when he finally outgrows his brother. (NB: underage.)
Words: 3,784
Notes: Written for myfictictactoe game against mistyzeo, for the square 'pride'. Um. Very, very loosely. I did have an excellent plan for a J2 fic that I discussed with oddlyfamiliar, and then I opened a document to write it and wrote schmoopy Wincest indeed. OH WELL. Title from CS Lewis, who would be horrified, I'm sure. Also, fun fact: what happens in this fic is almost exactly opposite to what I intended to happen. Thanks for that, boys.
( Sam's fifteen when he finally outgrows his brother )
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sam's fifteen when he finally outgrows his brother. (NB: underage.)
Words: 3,784
Notes: Written for my
fictictactoe game against mistyzeo, for the square 'pride'. Um. Very, very loosely. I did have an excellent plan for a J2 fic that I discussed with oddlyfamiliar, and then I opened a document to write it and wrote schmoopy Wincest indeed. OH WELL. Title from CS Lewis, who would be horrified, I'm sure. Also, fun fact: what happens in this fic is almost exactly opposite to what I intended to happen. Thanks for that, boys.( Sam's fifteen when he finally outgrows his brother )
Oh, what the hell.
Mar. 26th, 2011 08:08 pmI'm drunk. Ish. SO.
help_japan thread is here. I had been resisting - I donated the money I got for Elementary Erotica to them - but, y'know. TIMESTAMP. OR PWP. Any pairing the fuck you want, basically. Auction now closes 31 March, apparently. Evidence of what I am willing to do for charity fics = I wrote cherie_morte girl!Sam/Dean/Jess, and then I wrote a Jensen/Misha Mad Men AU for nanoochka and qthelights. I think it's fair to say that anything goes.
I'll just be over here, not writing my Mishaleckipalooza fic.
ALSO ALSO, oh my God, everyone needs to go and look at this adorable picture of Dean cutting Sam's hair, byorukaz. AAHHHHHHH HEARTS FOR EYES.
help_japan thread is here. I had been resisting - I donated the money I got for Elementary Erotica to them - but, y'know. TIMESTAMP. OR PWP. Any pairing the fuck you want, basically. Auction now closes 31 March, apparently. Evidence of what I am willing to do for charity fics = I wrote cherie_morte girl!Sam/Dean/Jess, and then I wrote a Jensen/Misha Mad Men AU for nanoochka and qthelights. I think it's fair to say that anything goes.I'll just be over here, not writing my Mishaleckipalooza fic.
ALSO ALSO, oh my God, everyone needs to go and look at this adorable picture of Dean cutting Sam's hair, by
orukaz. AAHHHHHHH HEARTS FOR EYES.Title: Scholars and Amazons
Claim: Swiss Family Robinson, fordc_everafter
Pairing(s): Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~11,000
Warnings/Notes: I couldn't work out how on earth to manipulate this story into D/C without going the route of girl!Cas and [ ultimately girl!Dean]. (Anyone who's seen the film can probably guess what that spoiler is.) Also, all the trulyawesome ridiculous bits of this fic are entirely the fault of Disney, and I refuse to take responsibility. *\o/* Title is an unwarranted abuse of Ransome's Swallows and Amazons.
( The long beach was empty but for Castiel and Michael )
Claim: Swiss Family Robinson, for
dc_everafterPairing(s): Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~11,000
Warnings/Notes: I couldn't work out how on earth to manipulate this story into D/C without going the route of girl!Cas and [ ultimately girl!Dean]. (Anyone who's seen the film can probably guess what that spoiler is.) Also, all the truly
( The long beach was empty but for Castiel and Michael )
Random Sam/Dean ficlets (x2)
Mar. 19th, 2011 10:19 pmReposting here for the sake of my OCD/archiving fetish. ;) Sorry to spam!
Prompt: Sam is recruited into college-boy gay-for-pay porn productions while at Stanford, and becomes a big star on the internet. Dean starts watching. Originally here.
Rating: R
Words: ~900
( The whole thing starts out as an honest mistake )
Prompt: Underage Sam/Dean, shotgunning.
Words: ~600
Rating: PG-13
( It's not that Dean makes a habit of shit like this )
We just won't discuss the fact that the second little ficlet has totally failed to slake my current desire to write ALL THE SHOTGUNNING.
Prompt: Sam is recruited into college-boy gay-for-pay porn productions while at Stanford, and becomes a big star on the internet. Dean starts watching. Originally here.
Rating: R
Words: ~900
( The whole thing starts out as an honest mistake )
Prompt: Underage Sam/Dean, shotgunning.
Words: ~600
Rating: PG-13
( It's not that Dean makes a habit of shit like this )
We just won't discuss the fact that the second little ficlet has totally failed to slake my current desire to write ALL THE SHOTGUNNING.
Fic: Surface and Symbol (Jared/Jensen, R)
Mar. 15th, 2011 07:47 pmTitle: Surface and Symbol
Pairing: J2
Rating: R
Words: ~2,500
Summary: Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Disclaimer: This is, of course, a lie, and also an AU.
Notes: For myfictictactoe game against mistyzeo, for the prompt greed.
( Jared sees him in the moonlight first )
Pairing: J2
Rating: R
Words: ~2,500
Summary: Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Disclaimer: This is, of course, a lie, and also an AU.
Notes: For my
fictictactoe game against mistyzeo, for the prompt greed. ( Jared sees him in the moonlight first )
Title: We've Got Spirit
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared's on the basketball team. Jensen's cheer captain. Between them, they've got a whole load of spirit.
Disclaimer: Lies!
Words: ~3,500
Notes: Ummm, see this post ofwendy's. Clearly, there needs to be longfic of this written by someone who actually has a passing understanding of cheerleading and basketball not gleaned from teen movies, but for now, I couldn't resist plugging the gap with some schmoopy porn. Thanks to all the ex-cheerleaders on my Twitter who helped me with little details. :)
( Jared doesn't do predictability )
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared's on the basketball team. Jensen's cheer captain. Between them, they've got a whole load of spirit.
Disclaimer: Lies!
Words: ~3,500
Notes: Ummm, see this post of
wendy's. Clearly, there needs to be longfic of this written by someone who actually has a passing understanding of cheerleading and basketball not gleaned from teen movies, but for now, I couldn't resist plugging the gap with some schmoopy porn. Thanks to all the ex-cheerleaders on my Twitter who helped me with little details. :) ( Jared doesn't do predictability )
Tags:
- fic,
- j2,
- jared padalecki,
- jared/jensen,
- jensen ackles,
- rpf,
- rps,
- slash,
- spn,
- supernatural
Title: Easy Like A Sunday Morning
Pairing: Jensen/Jared/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lazy Sunday established relationship morning sex. Plot, this fic does not recognise.
Notes: Dear_mournthewicked, I love you, and am sorry for giving you a threesome kink. Please find under the cut more lazy threesome kink, exactly as requested.
Disclaimer: This is a lie. In fact, Jensen is a software developer in this universe. Trufax.
Words: ~ 3,500
( Jensen Ackles, as it turns out, is naturally nocturnal )
Pairing: Jensen/Jared/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lazy Sunday established relationship morning sex. Plot, this fic does not recognise.
Notes: Dear
_mournthewicked, I love you, and am sorry for giving you a threesome kink. Please find under the cut more lazy threesome kink, exactly as requested. Disclaimer: This is a lie. In fact, Jensen is a software developer in this universe. Trufax.
Words: ~ 3,500
( Jensen Ackles, as it turns out, is naturally nocturnal )
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Title: In Matters of The Cloth
Pairing: Dean Smith/Castiel (It's A Terrible Life!verse)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean Smith sustains himself on secrets. He doesn't know how to feel about his suspicion that Mr Adler's secretary sees right through him.
Disclaimer: Do not own, do not sue. Please.
Words: 2237
Notes: Do not be misled clergywards by the title - it's (imaginatively) taken from The Kinks' Dedicated Follower of Fashion. Appropriately, the chap in the song wears panties. So does Dean in this fic. /warning
( The thing is, Dean has no idea where it all came from. )
Pairing: Dean Smith/Castiel (It's A Terrible Life!verse)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean Smith sustains himself on secrets. He doesn't know how to feel about his suspicion that Mr Adler's secretary sees right through him.
Disclaimer: Do not own, do not sue. Please.
Words: 2237
Notes: Do not be misled clergywards by the title - it's (imaginatively) taken from The Kinks' Dedicated Follower of Fashion. Appropriately, the chap in the song wears panties. So does Dean in this fic. /warning
( The thing is, Dean has no idea where it all came from. )
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Fic: So, A Guy Walked Into A Bar (NC-17)
Mar. 6th, 2011 12:30 amTitle: So, A Guy Walked Into A Bar
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/Jess/girl!Sam
Summary: In Palo Alto, CA, Dean Winchester meets a blonde with a proposition.
Words: ~ 5,000
Notes: I wrote this forcherie_morte, partly because she donated to help_nz, but mostly because I am, apparently, incapable of saying no to her. ♥ Stop judging meeeee. I am aware that the pairing is made of wtf.
Warnings: The nature of the set-up in this story requires me to warn for potential dub-con. Also, incest, obviously, and a bit of an open ending.
( It's totally not Dean's fault there are so many red-herring-hunts in Palo Alto )
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/Jess/girl!Sam
Summary: In Palo Alto, CA, Dean Winchester meets a blonde with a proposition.
Words: ~ 5,000
Notes: I wrote this for
cherie_morte, partly because she donated to help_nz, but mostly because I am, apparently, incapable of saying no to her. ♥ Stop judging meeeee. I am aware that the pairing is made of wtf.Warnings: The nature of the set-up in this story requires me to warn for potential dub-con. Also, incest, obviously, and a bit of an open ending.
( It's totally not Dean's fault there are so many red-herring-hunts in Palo Alto )
Tags:
Another help_nz thread...
Mar. 3rd, 2011 03:44 pm*facepalm*
Right, I know this is probably naughty of me, but I'm doing fairly well with my Big Bang, and my original Queensland charity fic formorganoconner is done. So I feel justified in offering another bit of porn for the good of New Zealand.
It's at $10 right now, I think. Go on, bid on me and make me write that pairing you wish I wrote more of, or that kink you've always thought should be everywhere.
Or alternatively, if you are a poor schlub like myself, go put up your own thread. :)
Right, I know this is probably naughty of me, but I'm doing fairly well with my Big Bang, and my original Queensland charity fic for
morganoconner is done. So I feel justified in offering another bit of porn for the good of New Zealand. It's at $10 right now, I think. Go on, bid on me and make me write that pairing you wish I wrote more of, or that kink you've always thought should be everywhere.
Or alternatively, if you are a poor schlub like myself, go put up your own thread. :)
The lovely chemm80 has recorded podfics for Suck and Blow and OK Computer, if anyone is in the mood for some filthy RPS porn to listen to on the drive to work/while jogging/while supposedly in a lecture/at any other inappropriate time of your devising. :)
You can find them here, with links back to the original fic posts. Go, comment and tell her how awesome she is if you download them. ♥
chemm80 has recorded podfics for Suck and Blow and OK Computer, if anyone is in the mood for some filthy RPS porn to listen to on the drive to work/while jogging/while supposedly in a lecture/at any other inappropriate time of your devising. :) You can find them here, with links back to the original fic posts. Go, comment and tell her how awesome she is if you download them. ♥
Title: Each Prayer Accepted, And Each Wish Resigned
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4,500
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and I do not claim ownership of the characters.
Notes/Summary: This is formorganoconner, who bid on me as part of the auction for Queensland. She asked for hopeful, current-canon Sam/Castiel, in whatever guise I saw fit. I hope this works for you, honey. ♥ Title from Alexander Pope.
Warnings: Very mild D/s. Ish. Maybe.
( Sam knew something was different from the moment he saw Cas's face )
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4,500
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and I do not claim ownership of the characters.
Notes/Summary: This is for
morganoconner, who bid on me as part of the auction for Queensland. She asked for hopeful, current-canon Sam/Castiel, in whatever guise I saw fit. I hope this works for you, honey. ♥ Title from Alexander Pope.Warnings: Very mild D/s. Ish. Maybe.
( Sam knew something was different from the moment he saw Cas's face )
...I'm really not sure where this came from. I've been working on my dc_everafter all day, and then suddenly there was Misha having ~feelings all over everything. IDEK.
Title: the same big and little words
Pairing: Jensen/Misha
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1000
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and consequently completely untrue.
Summary: He likes Jensen, though. He likes Jensen too much, such that everything seems to turn to gold in Jensen's fine-cut hands.
( Jensen's mouth is a cavern of sweet smoke )
dc_everafter all day, and then suddenly there was Misha having ~feelings all over everything. IDEK. Title: the same big and little words
Pairing: Jensen/Misha
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1000
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and consequently completely untrue.
Summary: He likes Jensen, though. He likes Jensen too much, such that everything seems to turn to gold in Jensen's fine-cut hands.
( Jensen's mouth is a cavern of sweet smoke )
Tags:
Ficlet: [untitled], (Dean/Cas/Sam, R)
Jan. 31st, 2011 11:23 pmForgot about this! I wrote this for emerald_embers for the Five Acts Meme, for the prompt 'exhibitionism'. Reposted here for the sake of completion, because I'm anal (*snerk*) like that.
Pairing: Dean/Cas/Sam
Rating: Ummm, hard R
Disclaimer: Lies!
Summary: A back alley, two men and an angel. I'm sorry, were you looking for plot?
Words: 500 exactly. (!)
( snippet )
And now I am ~up to date on fic posting. :)
emerald_embers for the Five Acts Meme, for the prompt 'exhibitionism'. Reposted here for the sake of completion, because I'm anal (*snerk*) like that. Pairing: Dean/Cas/Sam
Rating: Ummm, hard R
Disclaimer: Lies!
Summary: A back alley, two men and an angel. I'm sorry, were you looking for plot?
Words: 500 exactly. (!)
( snippet )
And now I am ~up to date on fic posting. :)
Tags:
Title: The Beating of His Hideous Heart
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Lies. In this case, extremely alternate-universe lies.
Prompt: 'Dean is the charming sociopath and Castiel is the fresh-faced prison chaplain, dub-con. With Dean, after weeks of working Cas over, finally getting his hands on him after a careless guard leaves them alone. Posted here.
Warnings: The dub-con is extreme. YMMV sufficiently that you might read it as non-con. Also, note 'sociopath'. 'Ideas may disturb', shall we say.
( The orange jumpsuits, Castiel thinks, are unbecoming )
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Lies. In this case, extremely alternate-universe lies.
Prompt: 'Dean is the charming sociopath and Castiel is the fresh-faced prison chaplain, dub-con. With Dean, after weeks of working Cas over, finally getting his hands on him after a careless guard leaves them alone. Posted here.
Warnings: The dub-con is extreme. YMMV sufficiently that you might read it as non-con. Also, note 'sociopath'. 'Ideas may disturb', shall we say.
( The orange jumpsuits, Castiel thinks, are unbecoming )
