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Title: The Moon Is New
Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Misha Collins/Matt Cohen, references to past Jensen/Misha.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 56,000
Artist: The lovely inanna_maat. Thank you so much for your hard work on this, hon; you were a joy to work with. ♥
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a lone wolf. Ten years out of Texas, he's made a name for himself - in certain circles - rum-running in Prohibition-era New York, leaving the city for long stretches when his boss requires it. Jensen doesn't see the appeal in serious relationships, not even now that Misha's broken off their no-strings affair to play house with Matt, his handsome new club pianist. Jensen's pretty sure he doesn't need anybody -- at least until the moment he comes back after a long trip to find a new face in Misha's bar, some stray newsboy Misha took in off the streets. Jensen has no intention of letting this Jared kid change him -- but he's unprepared for finding in Jared a person who makes him want to change himself.
Warnings: Underage sex (Jared is 17). Schmoop.

Acknowledgements: This fic is for _mournthewicked. In the first place, it's a belated birthday present: happy birthday, Carly. :) ♥ In the second place, it's something that would never have existed without Carly's input. I started this fic at her urgings, and it was her enthusiastic encouragement and loving abuse that made me keep at it to the end. So thank you, Carly, for helping me create these incarnations of the boys and the world they live in; thank you for the chats and tweets and emails that kept me on track; thank you, in short, for being a truly phenomenal alpha-reader in all the ways. I hope that this fic captures at least a little of what we were going for, and I hope you know how much it and I owe to you. You are wonderful and here is my 56,000 word billet-doux. ♥ ♥ ♥

Thanks also to nanoochka for running a characteristically thorough beta at short notice -- all remaining semicolons are entirely my own fault. ;) And thank you, dizzzylu, for proofing this for me, too; your suggestions helped (and reassured!) me immensely.




. part one . part two . part three .

. part four . part five . part six . PDF . art .

NB: This story is in the same 'verse as The Theory of Relativity, 4k of Matt/Misha I wrote back in April. Technically this is a sequel to that, but really Relativity was always intended as a prequel to The Moon Is New, which was already in the works at the time. You absolutely do not need to have read Relativity to read this, but I felt I should make the connection explicit. :) Likewise, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes is a very early J2 sketch in this 'verse, which I suppose is now technically a timestamp. :)

Title: The Theory of Relativity
Pairing: Misha Collins/Matt Cohen (MC2?), past Jensen/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Summary: As the illicitly homosexual proprietor of a speakeasy in 1920s New York, Misha's always thought himself the kind of man for whom any ordinary sort of happiness is out of reach. Then Matt shows up. It turns out 'ordinary' is relative.
Notes: This is for kriari, who requested Matt/Misha when she won my help_japan auction. Of course, somewhere along the way this thing took on a life of its own (and is set in the same universe as this little J2 snippet), so I may end up writing you Jensen/JDM too, at some point, kriari, because the level of self-indulgence in this thing is high. ;) _mournthewicked, I thank and curse you in equal measure. ♥

( In the darkest corner of the club, Jensen is smirking. )

The lovely chemm80 has recorded podfics for Suck and Blow and OK Computer, if anyone is in the mood for some filthy RPS porn to listen to on the drive to work/while jogging/while supposedly in a lecture/at any other inappropriate time of your devising. :)

You can find them here, with links back to the original fic posts. Go, comment and tell her how awesome she is if you download them. ♥

Title: Let 'Em Rest Unrepressed
Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Lies!
Prompt: 'Jared riding Jensen while Misha fucks his mouth.' That is this fic in its entirety. Here on Blindfold.

( When he'd pictured it - and, oh, hell, Misha had pictured it, and then some, the two of them together - it hadn't exactly been like this. )

All my fics about these guys are the same. OH WELL. I think this is just about long enough to get its own entry, even though most of the people likely to care have already seen it at the comm.

Title: All The Conspirators
Rating: PG-13?
Words: ~1100
Disclaimer: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiies.
Summary/Notes: For hils's prompt here: 'Jensen dares Misha to make out with Jared for a joke. He is surprised by how jealous he gets when Misha goes through with it.' With extra added pre-game conspiring. Totally pointless self-indulgence.
Additional Notes: Bonus points for anyone who knows the derivation of the title. ;) Oh, and I was drunk when I wrote this, so, uhhhh.

( The moment the words are out of Jensen's mouth, he wants to take them back. )

It's that time again, folks!

Oh yes: things that are too small to merit their own posts, they all go here!

( Leonard and Nichelle and Bill, for tiny_increments' Ficmas present )

( Snowball Wars, Jensen and Jared and Misha, gen. )

( little poem, post AHBL. Sam & Dean, gen. )

Okay, that's all, folks! Again, these are mostly for archiving purposes. Carry on, carry on!

Author: obstinatrix
Written for: thehighwaywoman for spn_j2_xmas
Title: Left Foot Green
Pairing: Jensen/Misha (...Jared/JDM, sort of? How'd that get in there?)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,708
Summary: thehighwaywoman's prompts were deliciously varied. In the end, I sort of smushed together a request for Jensen/Misha over the holidays, and one for Misha and both Js 'doing whatever their hearts desired'. Apparently, what their hearts desired was a psuedo-Christmas party with drunken Twister, devious Misha, and a grumpy Jensen who's rather less grumpy by the end of the night.
Disclaimer: I wish fervently that this was true, but unfortunately, it's just a product of my fevered imagination.
Warnings: These are all 'sort of' warnings, which means they're only here to be on the safe side. VERY SLIGHT D/s (maybe). Public sex (but not really). And, uh, object insertion.
Final Thing: Thanks to starcrossedgirl, as ever, for making me keep going with this and generally being awesome and encouraging and helpful.

( This shit is never Jensen's idea. )