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Title: Friday Night, Late
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: liiiiiiiiiies!
Summary: Leonard arrives at Bill's apartment, rained on. They have sex. Wow, what a plot.


( Leonard comes to him, solemn and slow, when they've argued )

Title: Intoxication
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: ...R?
Summary: Exactly as requested, 'tail end of BDSM and smushy aftercare'.
Notes: This is, entirely and absolutely, for starcrossedgirl, my partner in filthy deliciousness, my encouragement, my friend my Leonard. For no reason except that I love her, so there. :P
Warnings: See summary, really. BDSM. Not explicit, but very there.
Disclaimer: AHAHAHA. Yeah, didn't happen except in my head.

( Leonard has a voice like whisky )

Title: Oneupmanship
Rating: NC-17. Bang go my attempts at R-rated porn.
Pairing: Shatnoy. NEEDS MOAR.
Summary: Their games of oneupmanship are not limited to onset pranks. Warning for (fairly mild) bondage themes.
Disclaimer: This is a lie made of lies, wrapped up in more lies and deposited in Lieville.
Notes: Many people get the blame for this, although some of them may be surprised to hear it. Among them, starcrossedgirl, for reasons which should be obvious to her, and screamlet for Bill in handcuffs being my first mental image this morning.

( I don't think the bed was made to withstand this kind of treatment. )

I wrote this in a coffee shop. Public porn ftw!

Title: [untitled]
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: This is fiction.
Summary/Notes: Shameless, pointless PWP.

( He doesn't need to say it. )

Ficlet offload!

Title: Remember
Rating: R
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: Lies
Warning: BDSM
Notes: Tiny misplaced commentfic from the RPF general kinkmeme. See warning. I...don't like this much.


( The more I want you to remember something, the more likely you are to have forgotten it. )

This one will hopefully temper the weirdness of the above, with random fluff.

Title: Emmys, 1968
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: Never happened!
Notes: Written for screamlet, for her prompt on the Shatnoy kinkmeme.
Summary: BILL AND LEONARD THROW A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK 'WE WEREN'T NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING' EMMY PARTY SOMETIME DURING TOS. IT IS HELD IN LEONARD'S BED. THE TV MUST BE THERE.

( Bill, put that *down*. )

Title: Switch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: All lies!
Summary: Total, total PWP. Bill's the jealous type.
Notes: For my comm-baby-daddy candesgirl. ;)

( Leonard's eyes are very dark, not inky, but warm )

Title: Where Angels Fear To Tread
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Obviously a massive lie.
Notes: This is for my_daroga, for Round 1 of trekrpfexchange. I wrote this as a pinch-hit, and I must say that, on glancing at it now, I'm not sure how exactly I thought it answered the prompt when I began it. *coughs delicately* It is intended to be a response to the second of my_daroga's prompts, which was long and multifaceted and fairly open-ended, and focused largely on Bill's ideas about sex and any dichotomy between his views and Leonard's, which this sort of does; but the prompt also honed in on things to do with Bill's sensuality and (possibly) food, which this really doesn't venture near. So I hope this is...adequate? I also wrote it very fast because that is what pinch-hitting requires, so I may come back to this later and attack it. This also got a bit influenced by Shatner being all needy during the recent Dragon*Con panel. Oh, Bill.
Warnings: It's the 60's, so I felt the need to bring in weed. God knows why. Subsequently, much of the rating is for language and drunken/stoned rambling.
Summary: No subject is out of bounds, somehow, when you're under enough influences. Even subjects like sex. And, potentially, gay sex.

( They're lying on Leonard's living room floor when it begins )

**

Ironically, I notice that this Bill is, experience-wise, kind of the polar opposite of my_daroga's Bill from the truly, stunningly excellent Wet Hot American Summer, which she wrote for me in this exchange and which I love like burning and have read more times than I can count, now. As you should all do.

Forgot to post this. I don't even know where this came from, besides the kinkmeme, where all my morals went to die.

Title: Five Adventures of Leonard Nimoy's Mouth
Rating: Hard R, I think
Pairing: Ahahahaaaaaaa....yeah. Um, let's see. Leonard/random girl; Leonard/Sandi; Leonard/Majel Barrett, Leonard/Bill, Leonard/Susan. I'm going to hell.
Disclaimer: So didn't happen.
Warnings/Notes: No warnings, really, except for mention of non-public figures, namely two of Leonard's wives. Written for this prompt, which basically wanted Leonard demonstrating his oral sexxing skills. *cough*

(  The first time, he had no idea at all )

*hides under rock*

Title: Why Bill Is Glad Leonard Is Not A Vulcan, Reason #4,678
Rating: thoroughly PG
Pairing: Shatnoy
Warnings/Notes: This was written for a prompt that simply said EPIC CUDDLAGE, with the elaboration 'as fluffy as possible'. Effectively. So, take that as a warning, if you will, that this has no redeeming value whatsoever.

( Bill doesn't know whether he's reading too much into this )

Title: [untitled]
Pairing: Bill/Nichelle. Or, er, Nichelle/Bill, if we're doing it that way. And kind of Kirk/Spock...? In my head, there's an obvious undercurrent of as-yet-unconsummated Shatnoy, but that might just be me.
Rating: NC-17 like whoah.
Disclaimer: Dear GOD, am I sure this is a lie.
Warnings/Notes: The prompt for this was 'Nichelle pegging Bill', which is, I suppose, a warning in itself. The actuality of it is that Nichelle always says what she means, and when she says she's going to teach Bill some respect, she damn well means it. Filthy, filthy porns.

( Nichelle believes in the brutal power of accuracy )

Again, a collection of things that are either too short or too lacking in merit to be posted separately, placed here for the sake of completion. All lies, as usual.

1. ( Bill/Leonard, misplaced comment porn (hard R) )

2. ( Bill/Leonard, 'Only if you buy the popcorn and hold my hand' (G) )

3. ( Zoe/unnamed female character, in the spirit of the self-insert thread (R/NC-17, but very small) )

4. ( Leonard/...technically his own fingers, but kind of Bill, horribly NC-17 )

It seems that the difference between little kinkmeme fills which don't deserve their own posts, and fics which I consider to be 'proper fics', is that when I'm randomly writing commentfics on the kinkmeme, I make far too much use of the f-word. You have been warned.