the horses running

Title: And The Kiss Comes Free
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~2500
Notes/Summary: For hils, for the prompt: 'Jared is a lifeguard who saves Jensen from drowning'. :) Thanks to akadougal for reading this over for me.

( Really, it's like Jensen's doing a public service. )

Title: The Moon Is New
Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Misha Collins/Matt Cohen, references to past Jensen/Misha.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 56,000
Artist: The lovely inanna_maat. Thank you so much for your hard work on this, hon; you were a joy to work with. ♥
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a lone wolf. Ten years out of Texas, he's made a name for himself - in certain circles - rum-running in Prohibition-era New York, leaving the city for long stretches when his boss requires it. Jensen doesn't see the appeal in serious relationships, not even now that Misha's broken off their no-strings affair to play house with Matt, his handsome new club pianist. Jensen's pretty sure he doesn't need anybody -- at least until the moment he comes back after a long trip to find a new face in Misha's bar, some stray newsboy Misha took in off the streets. Jensen has no intention of letting this Jared kid change him -- but he's unprepared for finding in Jared a person who makes him want to change himself.
Warnings: Underage sex (Jared is 17). Schmoop.

Acknowledgements: This fic is for _mournthewicked. In the first place, it's a belated birthday present: happy birthday, Carly. :) ♥ In the second place, it's something that would never have existed without Carly's input. I started this fic at her urgings, and it was her enthusiastic encouragement and loving abuse that made me keep at it to the end. So thank you, Carly, for helping me create these incarnations of the boys and the world they live in; thank you for the chats and tweets and emails that kept me on track; thank you, in short, for being a truly phenomenal alpha-reader in all the ways. I hope that this fic captures at least a little of what we were going for, and I hope you know how much it and I owe to you. You are wonderful and here is my 56,000 word billet-doux. ♥ ♥ ♥

Thanks also to nanoochka for running a characteristically thorough beta at short notice -- all remaining semicolons are entirely my own fault. ;) And thank you, dizzzylu, for proofing this for me, too; your suggestions helped (and reassured!) me immensely.




. part one . part two . part three .

. part four . part five . part six . PDF . art .

NB: This story is in the same 'verse as The Theory of Relativity, 4k of Matt/Misha I wrote back in April. Technically this is a sequel to that, but really Relativity was always intended as a prequel to The Moon Is New, which was already in the works at the time. You absolutely do not need to have read Relativity to read this, but I felt I should make the connection explicit. :) Likewise, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes is a very early J2 sketch in this 'verse, which I suppose is now technically a timestamp. :)

At some point, I need to repost the stuff I wrote for the het/femslash meme. For now, have some scraps of stuff that most interested parties have probably already seen elsewhere. ;)

untitled Turtledove timestamp, Dean/Castiel, R:

( They don't do this much. )

cherie_morte : 'I JUST WANT JARED TO TAKE IT UP THE ASSSSS. ;_____________;' This is close, but no cigar (hurr hurr).

untitled J2 scrap, NC-17

( actually cannot find a line that is suitable for work to quote )

So, there's that. Also, having just watched all the vids from A6, I'm now 800% more in love with Jared than I was yesterday, and that was already a hell of a lot. So. Yep.

Um. _mournthewicked made me do this. Or rather, it is her fault that the entire concept of Prohibition!J2 has been stuck in my head for days now. This is just porn, so it should basically make sense out of context, but the context...may yet appear in a fic that will probably need to be A MILLION WORDS LONG. En bref: Jensen is a rumrunner, Misha owns a speakeasy, Jared is an orphaned 17-year-old newsboy Misha rescued off the street. Jensen meets him when he gets back from one of his illegal alcohol runs, and then they dun sex.

Like I said, en bref. Uh, on second thought, this probably makes no sense. Move along, move along. ;)

( 1000 words of smoking!porn, Fedoras and silk ties )

not cross-posted anywhere because of too much crazy.