the horses running

Title: No Tell Motel
Pairing: Sam/Cas(/Dean)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1000
Summary: "He's watching you," Sam says. For 31 Little Abominations over at sassy_otp.

( time to lower the tone )

Title: Oneupmanship
Rating: NC-17. Bang go my attempts at R-rated porn.
Pairing: Shatnoy. NEEDS MOAR.
Summary: Their games of oneupmanship are not limited to onset pranks. Warning for (fairly mild) bondage themes.
Disclaimer: This is a lie made of lies, wrapped up in more lies and deposited in Lieville.
Notes: Many people get the blame for this, although some of them may be surprised to hear it. Among them, starcrossedgirl, for reasons which should be obvious to her, and screamlet for Bill in handcuffs being my first mental image this morning.

( I don't think the bed was made to withstand this kind of treatment. )

Title: An Accomplished Photographer
Pairing: Leonard/Zach (straightforwardly. This is not Pinto or Shatnoy, guys.)
Disclaimer: God, these are SUCH massive lies I hardly know where to look.
Warnings/Notes: Massive lies. Possible ooc-ness. OTP-fuckery. Written for a kinkmeme prompt that specified simply a desire for Leonard to take photographs of Zachary Quinto, nude. Nods were made in the thread to the fanon of the Quinto photographer-fetish. I'm afraid I added the porn myself.
Summary: Leonard takes photographs of Zachary. Zachary likes to be photographed.

This is archived here for completion's sake, like everything else. These random prompt fills are what I do when I'm bored and insomniac.

( I'm an accomplished photographer. )

So, er, yes. I think this qualifies as crack.

Accidentally posted this at pinto_fic instead of putting it here and linking to it, as is my usual practice. This post is mainly for archiving purposes.

Title: A Small Token of Our Appreciation
Pairing: *small cough* Er. Zach/Chris/Leonard. Ish. Established relationship Pinto + Leonard, more like.
Rating: NC-17 like burning, I fear.
Disclaimer: These are lies, lies, lies.
Notes/Warnings: Ohhhhh, you know it's bad when this section is massive. Ah, well: I'll begin.

I wrote this for a prompt on the kinkmeme, here. The prompt was 'Pinto sucking off Nimoy', which about sums this up. It is (sort of) a sequel to a Zach/Leonard ficlet also found in that thread, Snails and Oysters, and while you don't need to read that to understand this - since this is, effectively, just porn - I highly recommend it, because it's excellent.

In other news: there are POV shifts herein, and not necessarily changing where the breaks are, in case that throws you off.

Note: this is not Shatnoy. There is no Shatner herein. (Okay, okay: I mentioned him. So shoot me.) I was just darting about the kinkmeme, and it was very late, and this somehow got written. Oh, the odd and interesting pairings it is making me write!

*deep breath* All right. Anyone still with me?

(  I think I knew they'd gotten together approximately two days after it happened  )

Well, I feel dirty now. *facepalm* Don't kill me.

And now, back to the various and incredibly awesome Shatnoy prompts people were kind enough to give me in my 'what to write' thread.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhdear.

Title: The Imaginative Factor
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: NCC-1701 like the Enterprise, baby.
Disclaimer: Never ever ever happened; never will.
Warnings/Notes: This is a short and plotless fic about rimming. Basically. Yes, I went there. Yes, I am ashamed of myself.

(  a little imagination never hurt anyone  )