the horses running

Guys, I think someone should do a porn meme. I feel PWP-deprived. Who wants to run a filthy, filthy commentfic meme? :)?

(I know, I know, spnspringfling just finished posting and spn_j2_bigbang is in full swing and everybody is behind on both. But. It is a long, long time since I've written porn, okay. PORN. Dirty talk and sex toys and buckets of come!)

This post brought to you by 12.18 am.

eta: I WILL HAPPILY DO IT IF SOMEONE WILL MAKE ME A GRAPHIC. CAN SOMEONE DO A GRAPHIC?

Title: Jealousy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Spock. I write them as TOS, but I guess this is pretty much YMMV.
Word Count: 498, squeaked into my limit with two words to spare. ;)
Summary: Jim smells of sweat, and an unfamiliar perfume.
Notes: This is for the gorgeous and amazing candesgirl as thanks for her donation to UNICEF on behalf of Haiti. She gave me the keyword 'jealousy', and I am unimaginative, hence title. If you want me to write a wee thing for you in response to a donation, please visit my thread at help_haiti, here.

( Jim smells of sweat, and an unfamiliar perfume )

I wrote this in a coffee shop. Public porn ftw!

Title: [untitled]
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: This is fiction.
Summary/Notes: Shameless, pointless PWP.

( He doesn't need to say it. )

Title: Like This, Looking
Rating: NC-17 (I see we're back to that...)
Pairing: Shatner/Nimoy (offscreen), Shatner/OFC
Disclaimer: Bucket o' lies, this is.
Notes: For starcrossedgirl, from the shatnoy_rpf kinkmeme, where she asked for voyeurism. Warning: a lot of this is het. Also, do I need to warn for wanking/Bill doing his amazing tongue trick? (Canon!)
Summary: Leonard knows all about Bill's alleged golden touch with the ladies, but it's one thing to be told, and quite another to discover. Add bucketload of unrequited!angst, and voila.

( Bill is good at this. )

Forgot to post this. I don't even know where this came from, besides the kinkmeme, where all my morals went to die.

Title: Five Adventures of Leonard Nimoy's Mouth
Rating: Hard R, I think
Pairing: Ahahahaaaaaaa....yeah. Um, let's see. Leonard/random girl; Leonard/Sandi; Leonard/Majel Barrett, Leonard/Bill, Leonard/Susan. I'm going to hell.
Disclaimer: So didn't happen.
Warnings/Notes: No warnings, really, except for mention of non-public figures, namely two of Leonard's wives. Written for this prompt, which basically wanted Leonard demonstrating his oral sexxing skills. *cough*

(  The first time, he had no idea at all )

*hides under rock*

Title: A Scene In Five
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Come on, guys. We know I'm not claiming this happened. I just wish it had.
Notes: For this prompt at the kinkmeme. Why did Bill have such an Extremely Visible Erection on the set of Obsession, anyway? (See, um, illustration at the end of the story.)



( He wasn't quite sure how exactly it had gotten started )

I'm a little bit nervous about posting this, as it's my first foray into Pinto, and comes via a prompt on the trek_rpf_kink meme which I almost entirely failed to correctly fill. Anyway, please be gentle.

Title: [untitled]
Pairing: Pinto (front and centre), Nimoy/Shatner (discussed)
Rating: hard R
Summary: Pinto watch TOS through slash-goggles, with the inevitable result.
Disclaimer: Everything herein is utter nonsense fabricated by my own good self.

(  so this is Friday night in LA  )