the horses running

Basically just posting these as I finish suitably-sized batches of them, now. :) Post 1 was almost entirely J2; this is a bit more of a melange.

For de_nugis: ( Sam/Dean curtain!fic with 'weather conditions' (650 words, PG-13) )

For cherie_morte: ( Sam/Dean, Dean eats Sam's pie so Sam gets him back by covering him in cream during the night. You ask, you get. ;) (~650 words, PG-13/Rish) )

For vicious_sock, ( who asked for 'Misha/Sebastian, something with flippant bottom!Misha' and got 'Sebastian Roche is Mr Skeeve and Misha's okay with that.' (~600 words, hard R) )

For candesgirl: ( vaguely Christmassy but largely random Dean/Cas make-out session (900 words, PG-13) )

For elfladyarwen, ( who asked for Dean/Cas and a string of Christmas lights and got a clumsy Christmas blowjob (~1000 words, R/NC-17) )

Title: The Moon Is New
Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Misha Collins/Matt Cohen, references to past Jensen/Misha.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 56,000
Artist: The lovely inanna_maat. Thank you so much for your hard work on this, hon; you were a joy to work with. ♥
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a lone wolf. Ten years out of Texas, he's made a name for himself - in certain circles - rum-running in Prohibition-era New York, leaving the city for long stretches when his boss requires it. Jensen doesn't see the appeal in serious relationships, not even now that Misha's broken off their no-strings affair to play house with Matt, his handsome new club pianist. Jensen's pretty sure he doesn't need anybody -- at least until the moment he comes back after a long trip to find a new face in Misha's bar, some stray newsboy Misha took in off the streets. Jensen has no intention of letting this Jared kid change him -- but he's unprepared for finding in Jared a person who makes him want to change himself.
Warnings: Underage sex (Jared is 17). Schmoop.

Acknowledgements: This fic is for _mournthewicked. In the first place, it's a belated birthday present: happy birthday, Carly. :) ♥ In the second place, it's something that would never have existed without Carly's input. I started this fic at her urgings, and it was her enthusiastic encouragement and loving abuse that made me keep at it to the end. So thank you, Carly, for helping me create these incarnations of the boys and the world they live in; thank you for the chats and tweets and emails that kept me on track; thank you, in short, for being a truly phenomenal alpha-reader in all the ways. I hope that this fic captures at least a little of what we were going for, and I hope you know how much it and I owe to you. You are wonderful and here is my 56,000 word billet-doux. ♥ ♥ ♥

Thanks also to nanoochka for running a characteristically thorough beta at short notice -- all remaining semicolons are entirely my own fault. ;) And thank you, dizzzylu, for proofing this for me, too; your suggestions helped (and reassured!) me immensely.




. part one . part two . part three .

. part four . part five . part six . PDF . art .

NB: This story is in the same 'verse as The Theory of Relativity, 4k of Matt/Misha I wrote back in April. Technically this is a sequel to that, but really Relativity was always intended as a prequel to The Moon Is New, which was already in the works at the time. You absolutely do not need to have read Relativity to read this, but I felt I should make the connection explicit. :) Likewise, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes is a very early J2 sketch in this 'verse, which I suppose is now technically a timestamp. :)

Title: Sure to Lure Someone Bad
Authors:mistyzeo and obstinatrix
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jensen plans to take care of his heat the way he normally does: alone. But there’s a stranger on the subway who has a better idea.
Notes/Word Count: To satisfy the final square on the fic tac toe game between misty and obstinatrix, because nothing says “lust” like “undeniable mating urge.” We muddled the board so bad neither of us won, but everyone else did. That was our plan from the start. Yeah right. Title from the song ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ by Sam the Sham. Many thanks to cherie_morte for beta! ♥ ~6k.

( Jensen's just on the very edge of the heat )

Fic: et cum spiritu tuo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1600
Summary/Notes: Kink Bingo, I am on you. For held down. And also for _mournthewicked, who wanted Jared speaking filthy Latin in bed.

( The thing about demons is that you gotta scream them out )

Title: volenti non fit injuria
Pairings: Jensen/JDM, Jensen/Jared, Jensen/Jared/Jeff implied
Rating: R
Words: ~2,200
Summary/Notes: For my fictictactoe game against mistyzeo: the loosest interpretation of the 'kindness' prompt ever. Jeff takes special care of Jensen, but he can't be around all the time. This is where Jared comes in. Vaguely non-AUish, but - vague.
Note the second: bertee, the fact that I am actually posting this is your fault. Congratulations, happy graduation, etc. Placetne, magistra? ;)
Warnings: Schmoopy D/s, bondage, etc.

( Jeff has a voice like whisky )

Fic: Everything's Bigger In Texas
Pairing: Jared/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~5,000
Summary: Dr Collins took a year's sabbatical to work without distractions. He didn't count on his grad-student gardener being quite so diverting.
Notes: Written for jaredmisha's Mishaleckipalooza (:D) for moonlettuce's prompt: Misha likes the size difference between them. You can't give me a list of prompts with that one in it and expect me not to leap on it. You just can't.

( Jared's done wonders for the sunflowers. )

The lovely chemm80 has recorded podfics for Suck and Blow and OK Computer, if anyone is in the mood for some filthy RPS porn to listen to on the drive to work/while jogging/while supposedly in a lecture/at any other inappropriate time of your devising. :)

You can find them here, with links back to the original fic posts. Go, comment and tell her how awesome she is if you download them. ♥

Title: Prodigal Son
Pairing: Jared/Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Lies!
Prompt: Here. 'It's some time during the early seasons of SPN, and Jeff and Jared have been flirting with each other not-so-subtly during filming. Jared keeps teasing Jeff by calling him "dad", Jeff tells Jared that if he was his dad he'd beat his ass.'
NB: Oh God, this is the only one of these fills that I'm kind of embarrassed to have written, and I didn't even manage to get spanking into it.

( 'Boy,' Jeff says, 'I'm not gonna tell you again.' )

*clears throat* Okay, out come the blindfold_spn fills! Stand back.

Title: Carpal Knowledge
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a pile of lies.
Prompt: 'I would LOVE to read something about one of the boys having a wrist!kink that they indulge with the other. You know, maybe kissing the inside of their wrist or holding them down by the wrists during sex.' Posted here.
NB: How could I not write this when it asked for wrist!kink? I thought I was the only person on earth with a wrist!kink.

( He has no idea he's doing it. )

Author: obstinatrix
Written for: thehighwaywoman for spn_j2_xmas
Title: OK Computer
Pairing: Jared/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,113
Summary/Notes: thehighwaywoman delighted me altogether too much with all the unusual pairings she requested. I've been kind of boggled for a while by the lack of Jared/Misha, so even after I'd written the main piece for the exchange, I kept looking at her prompts and thinking, 'man, I want to write a tiny little Jared/Misha PWP as a bonus.' So, uh. This is a Jared/Misha PWP, but it ended up not being tiny. Unlike Misha, in contrast to Jared. Suffice it to say that the working title of this fic was: 'the one where Jared is drunk after a party and Misha uses him as an enormous mandildo.' Read at your peril.
Disclaimer: I wish fervently that this was true, but unfortunately, it's just a product of my fevered imagination.
Warnings: Uh, see summary? Potential dub-con, I guess, given that Jared is rather drunk. Extremely bossy Misha.

( So Misha's, like, tiny. )