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Title: The Moon Is New
Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Misha Collins/Matt Cohen, references to past Jensen/Misha.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 56,000
Artist: The lovely inanna_maat. Thank you so much for your hard work on this, hon; you were a joy to work with. ♥
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a lone wolf. Ten years out of Texas, he's made a name for himself - in certain circles - rum-running in Prohibition-era New York, leaving the city for long stretches when his boss requires it. Jensen doesn't see the appeal in serious relationships, not even now that Misha's broken off their no-strings affair to play house with Matt, his handsome new club pianist. Jensen's pretty sure he doesn't need anybody -- at least until the moment he comes back after a long trip to find a new face in Misha's bar, some stray newsboy Misha took in off the streets. Jensen has no intention of letting this Jared kid change him -- but he's unprepared for finding in Jared a person who makes him want to change himself.
Warnings: Underage sex (Jared is 17). Schmoop.

Acknowledgements: This fic is for _mournthewicked. In the first place, it's a belated birthday present: happy birthday, Carly. :) ♥ In the second place, it's something that would never have existed without Carly's input. I started this fic at her urgings, and it was her enthusiastic encouragement and loving abuse that made me keep at it to the end. So thank you, Carly, for helping me create these incarnations of the boys and the world they live in; thank you for the chats and tweets and emails that kept me on track; thank you, in short, for being a truly phenomenal alpha-reader in all the ways. I hope that this fic captures at least a little of what we were going for, and I hope you know how much it and I owe to you. You are wonderful and here is my 56,000 word billet-doux. ♥ ♥ ♥

Thanks also to nanoochka for running a characteristically thorough beta at short notice -- all remaining semicolons are entirely my own fault. ;) And thank you, dizzzylu, for proofing this for me, too; your suggestions helped (and reassured!) me immensely.




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NB: This story is in the same 'verse as The Theory of Relativity, 4k of Matt/Misha I wrote back in April. Technically this is a sequel to that, but really Relativity was always intended as a prequel to The Moon Is New, which was already in the works at the time. You absolutely do not need to have read Relativity to read this, but I felt I should make the connection explicit. :) Likewise, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes is a very early J2 sketch in this 'verse, which I suppose is now technically a timestamp. :)

I am posting this for my own reference because it is apparently the only known piece of Gensen (lol) in the universe.

( 300 words of extramarital cunnilingus, with bonus voyeur!Jared )

Thanks, cherie_morte. Now I want more of this and it doesn't exist. *weep*

Title: Easy Like A Sunday Morning
Pairing: Jensen/Jared/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lazy Sunday established relationship morning sex. Plot, this fic does not recognise.
Notes: Dear _mournthewicked, I love you, and am sorry for giving you a threesome kink. Please find under the cut more lazy threesome kink, exactly as requested.
Disclaimer: This is a lie. In fact, Jensen is a software developer in this universe. Trufax.
Words: ~ 3,500

( Jensen Ackles, as it turns out, is naturally nocturnal )

Title: Prodigal Son
Pairing: Jared/Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Lies!
Prompt: Here. 'It's some time during the early seasons of SPN, and Jeff and Jared have been flirting with each other not-so-subtly during filming. Jared keeps teasing Jeff by calling him "dad", Jeff tells Jared that if he was his dad he'd beat his ass.'
NB: Oh God, this is the only one of these fills that I'm kind of embarrassed to have written, and I didn't even manage to get spanking into it.

( 'Boy,' Jeff says, 'I'm not gonna tell you again.' )

FIRST FIC OF 2011. \o/

Title: Like Dip On A Chip
Pairing: Jensen/Misha/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count ~2000
Disclaimer: Alas, lies.
Summary: ...do I really need to try and summarise this right now? Uh. The prompt was here: drinking and silly flirting at a party lead to other things. Because I can only write one 'plot' for these guys. Or, you know, what plot?

( If you were a chip, I'd be on you like dip, man. )

It's that time again, folks!

Oh yes: things that are too small to merit their own posts, they all go here!

( Leonard and Nichelle and Bill, for tiny_increments' Ficmas present )

( Snowball Wars, Jensen and Jared and Misha, gen. )

( little poem, post AHBL. Sam & Dean, gen. )

Okay, that's all, folks! Again, these are mostly for archiving purposes. Carry on, carry on!

Author: obstinatrix
Written for: thehighwaywoman for spn_j2_xmas
Title: Left Foot Green
Pairing: Jensen/Misha (...Jared/JDM, sort of? How'd that get in there?)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,708
Summary: thehighwaywoman's prompts were deliciously varied. In the end, I sort of smushed together a request for Jensen/Misha over the holidays, and one for Misha and both Js 'doing whatever their hearts desired'. Apparently, what their hearts desired was a psuedo-Christmas party with drunken Twister, devious Misha, and a grumpy Jensen who's rather less grumpy by the end of the night.
Disclaimer: I wish fervently that this was true, but unfortunately, it's just a product of my fevered imagination.
Warnings: These are all 'sort of' warnings, which means they're only here to be on the safe side. VERY SLIGHT D/s (maybe). Public sex (but not really). And, uh, object insertion.
Final Thing: Thanks to starcrossedgirl, as ever, for making me keep going with this and generally being awesome and encouraging and helpful.

( This shit is never Jensen's idea. )