the horses running

(un)Title: (in which I provide a VERY ANGSTY POSSIBLE REASON for the growth of the beard between s1 and s2)
Fandom: Star Trek: TNG
Pairing: Wesley/Riker
Rating: ummmm R?
Notes: This is a weeny little ficlet I wrote for candesgirl, who enables so wonderfully, always. I wrote it for her ficmas present, and am posting it in an open post by request. :) ♥
Summary: See snappy 'title'.
Warnings: Paederasty. Um, a lot.

( In the ancient world, Riker would have been a paragon of virtue. )

LOL THIS FIC.

Okay, so. I started this ~ironically for a commentfic meme, basically in illustration of the fact that AU!J2 fic relies in only the loosest of ways upon anyone's actual character. I fear it didn't, ultimately, convey much of the intended irony. However, what it is, if not terribly ironic, is: cliched, stylised, unrealistic, slightly historically inaccurate (*warps dates* *whistles*) and verging on purple in places.

But! It is also blowjob porn featuring Jensen Ackles as a captured Anglo-Saxon, speaking ye genuine article, because I am a total, total geek. Also, Jared is a boy Pope from the era of the Pornocracy, or saeculum obscurum. Which is...kind of cool? I DON'T KNOW.

Basically I'm posting it because I feel like I should have some record of the fact that I once wrote a truly ludicrous, not-entirely-made-of-crack, POPE AU.

And I'm rambling to myself to justify not leaving it to die anonymously on the meme where it was born. As a mad Pope would have done.

Title: Saeculum Obscurum
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ostensibly Jared/Jensen, but technically 'Jensen' could be anyone...
Summary: SELF-RIGHTEOUS SLUTTY BOY POPE USES CAPTURED ANGLO-SAXON FOR SEX. MAKES BAD LATIN PUNS DURING. SLAVE LIKES IT (OF COURSE).
Disclaimer: I think we've all established that this is the biggest load of shit to ever bull.

( There were those who questioned the sanctity, the divinity, of the bloodline )

Really, I'm just neurotic. I'm unable to sit still, knowing there's something I've written that isn't collected on my journal. What if I should NEED my Pope porn at some point in the future, and be unable to find it? HORRORS.