the horses running

Sam/Cas, how Balthazar knows about Sassy, total crack: here.

Castiel/McCoy (uh, ish) for verizonhorizon : ( IDK )

Gabriel/Jimmy, bloodplay, for midnight-cowboy: ( MADNESS )

( SOMEONE ASKED ME FOR WORF/RIKER. I ACTUALLY WROTE SOME. )

More Wesley/Riker, for candesgirl : ( Here )

Annnnnnd a tiny little Sam/Dean 'it has to end where it began'.

All of these were, as usual, originally somewhere else, so, posted here for archiving purposes only, to serve my OCD.

LOL THIS FIC.

Okay, so. I started this ~ironically for a commentfic meme, basically in illustration of the fact that AU!J2 fic relies in only the loosest of ways upon anyone's actual character. I fear it didn't, ultimately, convey much of the intended irony. However, what it is, if not terribly ironic, is: cliched, stylised, unrealistic, slightly historically inaccurate (*warps dates* *whistles*) and verging on purple in places.

But! It is also blowjob porn featuring Jensen Ackles as a captured Anglo-Saxon, speaking ye genuine article, because I am a total, total geek. Also, Jared is a boy Pope from the era of the Pornocracy, or saeculum obscurum. Which is...kind of cool? I DON'T KNOW.

Basically I'm posting it because I feel like I should have some record of the fact that I once wrote a truly ludicrous, not-entirely-made-of-crack, POPE AU.

And I'm rambling to myself to justify not leaving it to die anonymously on the meme where it was born. As a mad Pope would have done.

Title: Saeculum Obscurum
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ostensibly Jared/Jensen, but technically 'Jensen' could be anyone...
Summary: SELF-RIGHTEOUS SLUTTY BOY POPE USES CAPTURED ANGLO-SAXON FOR SEX. MAKES BAD LATIN PUNS DURING. SLAVE LIKES IT (OF COURSE).
Disclaimer: I think we've all established that this is the biggest load of shit to ever bull.

( There were those who questioned the sanctity, the divinity, of the bloodline )

Really, I'm just neurotic. I'm unable to sit still, knowing there's something I've written that isn't collected on my journal. What if I should NEED my Pope porn at some point in the future, and be unable to find it? HORRORS.