obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
[personal profile] obstinatrix
Title: A Scene In Five
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Come on, guys. We know I'm not claiming this happened. I just wish it had.
Notes: For this prompt at the kinkmeme. Why did Bill have such an Extremely Visible Erection on the set of Obsession, anyway? (See, um, illustration at the end of the story.)





Bill wasn't quite sure how exactly it had gotten started - Leonard's mouth slick-sliding hot over his; Leonard's long-fingered hands creeping under his shirt - but he sure as hell knew it had to stop. Now.

"Leonard," he tried, breathlessly, as his fingers found purchase in the blue velour of Spock's uniform tunic. "Len, I've got to be back on the bridge in - oh, shit - "

Leonard's mouth was on his throat, now, hot tongue lapping like a cat's, and ohGod, oh God, but stopping this would be harder than it sounded, seven minutes to scene or not. Bill tipped his head back, feeling his blood thundering to pool between his legs, a tingle building deep in his belly. "Leonard," he repeated, in a tone intended to be stern but which emerged as something closer to a whimper, needy and hitched at the back of his throat. "Come on, Len." Bill licked a deep kiss into Leonard's mouth; pulled free reluctantly and gripped Leonard's shoulders. "Len - mmmmm - no no no, Len, you've got to stop this; I've got to be on set in five; you've got to - shit - you have to stop."

It was only when he felt the chill of Leonard's sudden absence that he realised that he hadn't, actually, expected to be obeyed. There were paths of wetness drying on his throat, cooling unpleasantly. His trousers strained at the crotch. And Leonard just stood there, half-smirk of amusement quirking his mouth, and said easily, "Okay. We'll finish this later, then."

Bill swallowed. His skin was raw and prickling where Leonard had touched it, and his jaw ached in that peculiar, deep-rooted way that only endless, bottomless kissing can satiate. God, he wanted Leonard; wanted to bite his mouth and bruise his throat and suck him deep. He wanted to swallow him whole. And Leonard's Starfleet-issue trousers, skin-tight as they were, left Bill in absolutely no doubt at all that Leonard wanted him. He chanced a quick glance over in the direction of the sound men. They were still carting boxes in and out, and Bill wondered optimistically whether they were experiencing any kind of delay.

Leonard caught the direction of his gaze, and smiled, shaking his head ruefully. "Nah, Bill, you know Sound. They said seven minutes, they meant seven minutes." He held Bill's eyes. "I said I'll see you later, okay? After this scene. You don't have another one till after lunch." His mouth twitched. "I'll be thinking about you."

And Leonard's hand slid, oh-so-easily, oh-so-casually, down the flat plane of his own stomach, over his hipbone, coming to rest in the crease of his inner thigh. Bill's pulse leaped, swelled in his veins at the press of those long white fingers against the hardness in Leonard's trousers; the way he tilted his head back ever so slightly, soft mouth open on a breath as he palmed himself.

"Fuck."

He hadn't meant to say it, but the look on Leonard's face, the way his eyes flashed darkly, told him that the word had escaped him, and, well, if he'd begun, he might as well go on. "Fuck, Len, you can't do that to me." Bill's fingers were twitching, now; burning with the need just to reach across the space between them and pull Leonard flush against his body; kiss him and kiss him and then go down on his knees and kiss him there, as well, until he came. He took a half-step towards him, unable to stop himself. But Leonard only smiled a little more, and backed away, shaking his head.

"Nuh-uh, Bill. You've got, what - three minutes, now? Get on set. I told you already, I'll be right here."

And Leonard unzipped his trousers, and slipped a hand inside; and the glint of light on his teeth as he bit down hard on his lower lip almost did for Bill right there and then.

"You," he said, when he'd recovered the power of speech, "are a god-damned tease."

"Am I?" Bill could tell he was going for glib, but the husky sex-coarseness to Leonard's voice kind of deadened the effect. Or, rather, it turned it into something else entirely. The head of his cock glistened with pre-come. Bill wanted to descend immediately and lick it off. Leonard, apparently, had other plans; as did the director.

"BILL? Bill! Where the hell are you? BILL!"

"Shit - " Bill tore his eyes away from Leonard's deft fingers, the elegant flick of his thumb as he traced slow circles over the slickness of himself. Leonard looked back at him, levelly, lazily, smiling at him heavy-lidded and slow.

"After the scene, baby," he repeated. He bucked up into his hand, once, abruptly, and it was all Bill could do not to press him back by the hips and swallow him down, director or not. But then there it was again -

" - BILL!"

- and the look on Leonard's face brooked no arguments. Later.

He had an erection the size of downtown Manhattan. If he managed to get away without anyone noticing it, it would be a miracle. He was going to have to stand there on the bridge set and be Kirk, for God's sake; and say lines and stand next to Nichelle, and God, if De noticed, his world was going to crumble around his feet. And it was all Leonard's fault. Again.

"I," Bill hissed pointedly, "am going to kill you, Nimoy." He paused to breathe. "I swear to God, you'll be lucky if you get away without a spanking for this. I told you I had a scene and you had to go and get me all - worked up - "

"Maybe I wanted you worked up," Leonard said. One hand still worked deftly. Bill tried very hard not to look at it. "Ever think of that?"

Given another three seconds, Bill could, doubtless, have come up with a snappy response. But he didn't have another three seconds, thanks to the overly vociferous director; and so all Leonard got was a glare as Bill walked away.

As he stood on the set, trying to push out his lines through the mind-numbing sensation of crotch-pressure ready to burst - (this made him sound oddly staccato) - he consoled himself with the thought that this had almost certainly happened to Kirk. Probably more than once. He was willing to bet Vulcans were just as good at this kind of fuckery as Leonard was. Particularly half-Vulcans.

Oh, he was going to give Leonard what-for, all right. Discipline was, after all, the responsibility of the Captain.

*



Two words, Bill. JUST WHAT.

Date: 2009-07-20 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indiwise.livejournal.com
He had an erection the size of downtown Manhattan. - AH, YES. THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

Yummy, grrl. :)

Date: 2009-07-20 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
Bill's bulge is practically a separate entity. :)

Date: 2009-07-20 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] igrab.livejournal.com
*is just dying, because a) HOLY HELL SO FUCKING HOT HGNGHH BRB BUNK TIME and b) LOL, BILL. JUST LOL. And the look on Nichelle's face lolololol*

Date: 2009-07-20 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
a) THANK YOU, THEY DO IT THEMSELVES.
b) AHAHAHA. Ohgod, there needs to be Nichelle-POV fic about how Bill always seems to have a goddamn erection, and how DISTURBING that is.

Date: 2009-07-20 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] igrab.livejournal.com
and she finally broaches her concern to De, who just FUCKING CRACKS UP

Date: 2009-07-20 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
**DIES***!!!

YES OHMIGOD.

Date: 2009-07-20 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] igrab.livejournal.com
why are we so awesome wtf *lolling forever*

aaaagh today has been so unproductive. but i got to eat actual food and watched chronicles of riddick, so.

Date: 2009-07-20 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
I can't even remember the last time I had a day that could actually be called productive, sadly. I would call eating actual food a high point in our mutual awesomeness.

Date: 2009-07-20 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] igrab.livejournal.com
and i didn't have to pay for it, either!

...i'm so out of it, fuck. n____n.

Date: 2009-07-20 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
:D It's all good.

Date: 2009-07-20 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] araneae.livejournal.com
O.O Whoa, that -is- the size of downtown Manhattan. I can't believe I've never noticed that! =D

The story is super yummy though, nothing like a tease.

Date: 2009-07-20 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
I KNOW. Worthy people crotch-spot for us and pick these things out, so we may be awed by them. :)

Thank you; I'm glad you liked.

Date: 2009-07-21 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirk-slave.livejournal.com
I consider it a public service. LOL, and a pleasure

Date: 2009-07-20 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marymonroe.livejournal.com
ROTFL. OMG, is that picture for REAL?????? Totally awesome. I so need to watch that episode. :-D And BTW I love your explanation with a sexy, teasing, shameless Nimoy :-D

Date: 2009-07-20 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
Picture is, I swear to you, untouched. This is a man who pops Extremely Visible Erections with truly alarming frequency. There's evidence of it everywhere, if you look closely enough at the screencaps. :D

He had obviously been inappropriately approached between scenes, I felt. LOL.

Date: 2009-07-21 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marymonroe.livejournal.com
Damn, I need to pay way more attention to Bill's crotch. I will endeavour to do so in the future :-p.

I still can't believe they let him go on screen in that condition in the sixties. No wonder Shatner had a bevy of adoring fangirls (and still has).

Question: are there any scenes of that type when he,s wearing the red training tights? :-DDD

Date: 2009-07-21 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirk-slave.livejournal.com
No, unfortunately the 'beast' was under control whilst contained within the red tights...pouty face :(

Date: 2009-07-20 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krzcowzgomoo.livejournal.com
So that was amazing... and heh, Bill ships K/S!

*goes back to read again*

Date: 2009-07-20 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
BILL SO CLEARLY SHIPS K/S. I refer you to that story about him saying, during Turnabout Intruder, 'It's always been you, Spock! You know it's always been you! Say you love me too!' Not to mention the K/S bits in his self-shipping vid, as posted yesterday in the comm.

Our fandom ships itself. We are win. :D

Date: 2009-07-20 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tootsiemuppet.livejournal.com
What's this? WHAT IS THIS? OH! I want a link! and a video! and Bill Shatner to come to my house and say that.

Date: 2009-07-20 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
If you go to Memory Alpha, details are in the trivia for the ep. BEST THING EVER!

Date: 2009-07-20 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tootsiemuppet.livejournal.com
AHAHAHA that just made my DAY. XD

Also: "The set crew's nickname for this show was "Captain Kirk, Space Queen." "

I WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING. <3

Date: 2009-07-21 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marymonroe.livejournal.com
Damn. Now I'm going to hunt down the descriptions for every single episode, just to read tidbits like that one. Loooool!!

Date: 2009-07-20 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krzcowzgomoo.livejournal.com
Man, we've got the best fandom evar! It's so undeniably awesome!

Date: 2009-07-20 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tootsiemuppet.livejournal.com
I JUST READ THIS AT WORK.

It feels so wrong but also so right. Also, now I'm grinning like a loon. If I get fired I'll blame it all on you.

<333333333

Date: 2009-07-20 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHA. I am sorry. Please don't get fired. There is no bad time for Shatnoy.

Date: 2009-07-20 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starcrossedgirl.livejournal.com
Nnnnnngh. Coming out of the woodwork to say that non-anon was me, and, oh baby, this so delivers. I think Leonard being a total cock-tease is my new favourite kink, thanks to this.

Just... the description of Leonard wanking away almost nonchalantly, and Bill all frustrated and... yeah.

*melts into great pig pile of goo*

*uses appropriately smirky!Nimoy Shatnoy icon*

God woman, your writing, it slays me! Thank you so much!

Date: 2009-07-20 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
:D :D :D Huzzah, emerging lurkers! So glad you liked.

Date: 2009-07-20 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
Um, by 'lurkers' I totally meant 'people in the woodwork', not, like, actual lurkers. Since you do not qualify as a lurker in any sense of the word. At all. Hi. *ahem*

Date: 2009-07-20 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starcrossedgirl.livejournal.com
*giggles at you*

Date: 2009-07-20 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com
Very nice. Some very hot pr0nz here. And, I think, entirely justified given the, er, illustration in question! I guess they don't call him shameless Shatner for nothing? Well, anyway, they should call him that;)

He was willing to bet Vulcans were just as good at this kind of fuckery as Leonard was. Particularly half-Vulcans.

I now have a yearning desire to read a fic where Spock deliberately teases Kirk right before he has to go on the bridge. Happily, I'm sure there are quite a few, given that people have been writing this pairing for decades. Now to find one....

Date: 2009-07-20 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
Ahaha! Um...wow, yes; if you find a fic like that, do please tell me.

So glad you liked.

Date: 2009-07-20 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com
Um...wow, yes; if you find a fic like that, do please tell me.

Of course. :)

Date: 2009-07-21 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com
You know, I don't normally read Abramsverse stuff, but that was...mind-blowing.

*fans self*

Thanks for the link!

Date: 2009-07-21 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabotenda.livejournal.com
I prefer TOS fics too, but that was the only fic I could think of right now. If I find a fic like that set in TOS universe I'll definitely give you a link:)

Date: 2009-07-21 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com
I think it's somehow easier for people to perceive Spock-redux as a sexual being with a capacity for this sort of devious kinkiness, mostly because we do see him portrayed on screen in a more sexual manner than Spock Prime.

That said, I'd love any TOS fics of this nature that you might find, and this one was a lot of fun to read anyway:)

Date: 2009-07-21 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabotenda.livejournal.com
Well...to be fair, Spock Prime had his own share of kinkiness too. :) He strangled and slapped and punched and almost tried to bash Jim's brains into a hamburger patty with a chair, remember? :D:D

Date: 2009-07-21 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zigsternenstaub.livejournal.com
Well, I was referring more to the fact that Spock Prime only ever had a girlfriend when under alien mind control;P

Date: 2009-07-21 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabotenda.livejournal.com
He had an erection the size of downtown Manhattan

No wonder Koko was trying to cop a feel. :)

Date: 2009-07-21 07:00 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-07-21 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mskirkette.livejournal.com
This fic makes me want to change my name to Leonard. And I'm female.

Date: 2009-07-21 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
LOL

Best and most inexplicable response ever.

HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Date: 2009-08-05 06:11 pm (UTC)
my_daroga: Mucha's "Dance" (shatnoy)
From: [personal profile] my_daroga
Oh my god, I'm dying. Of hot, oddly, as well as amusement. How do you do it? This is amazing. I had no idea "delayed fuck" (to borrow a phrase from the Celluloid Closet) could be so hot.

This is so fucking canon it's not even funny. Leonard being such a dick and so hot and Bill getting what he deserves (and I'm sure he'll get more of what he "deserves" later) and utterly powerless... it's just awesome.

Re: HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Date: 2009-08-05 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
*laughing* THERE IS PICTORIAL EVIDENCE, DUDE. This is clearly what happened. ;)

Thank you!

Re: HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Date: 2009-08-05 09:33 pm (UTC)
my_daroga: Mucha's "Dance" (Default)
From: [personal profile] my_daroga
Is this what happened every time? Because if Leonard's just going around doing this every week, wow. That's an interesting relationship.

Either that, or I'm right about the rocks and the camera and the NOMAD thing and everything else Bill looks at.

Okay, those screencaps. Not denying they're real. But how could this have gotten past... everyone?

Re: HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Date: 2009-08-05 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obstinatrix.livejournal.com
Maybe they all thought he had priapism or something and were afraid to say anything in case it was a medical condition over which he had no control?

...no, seriously, I have no idea. There's definitely no way it could have got past Leonard.

Re: HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Date: 2009-08-05 09:43 pm (UTC)
my_daroga: Mucha's "Dance" (Default)
From: [personal profile] my_daroga
I just don't know why no one said, "YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!"

Though I never noticed it on the teevee.

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