the horses running

Title: Why Bill Is Glad Leonard Is Not A Vulcan, Reason #4,678
Rating: thoroughly PG
Pairing: Shatnoy
Warnings/Notes: This was written for a prompt that simply said EPIC CUDDLAGE, with the elaboration 'as fluffy as possible'. Effectively. So, take that as a warning, if you will, that this has no redeeming value whatsoever.

( Bill doesn't know whether he's reading too much into this )

Title: [untitled]
Pairing: Bill/Nichelle. Or, er, Nichelle/Bill, if we're doing it that way. And kind of Kirk/Spock...? In my head, there's an obvious undercurrent of as-yet-unconsummated Shatnoy, but that might just be me.
Rating: NC-17 like whoah.
Disclaimer: Dear GOD, am I sure this is a lie.
Warnings/Notes: The prompt for this was 'Nichelle pegging Bill', which is, I suppose, a warning in itself. The actuality of it is that Nichelle always says what she means, and when she says she's going to teach Bill some respect, she damn well means it. Filthy, filthy porns.

( Nichelle believes in the brutal power of accuracy )