Fic: Bone New World (G)

So, you ask. What have I been doing with myself?

I'm ashamed to say that the answer is: writing crack fic featuring new British Prime Minister David Cameron. *hangs head* He is a filthy Tory. I am ashamed, I know. But I have an obsessive compulsive urge to catalogue all my fic in one place, so into the journal it goes.

NB: I am not 'leaving' Trek fandom! I have just been smitten by a madness brick, obviously. I blame uk_lolitics and, specifically, the lolitics_meme.

Title: Bone New World
Characters: David Cameron, PETER BONE, CONSERVATIVE MP FOR WELLINGBOROUGH
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Oh, man, I hope this happened. But sadly I think I made it up.
Summary: I quote, 'CAMERON WAKES UP TO FIND PETER BONE CONSERVATIVE MP FOR WELLINGBOROUGH LEANING OVER HIS BED DOING THIS [a terrifying] EXPRESSION. Please see prompt to perhaps understand the madness.

( On May 14th, Cameron woke to a nightmare. )

I refuse to acquire an appropriate icon. I will not, I will not.

Fic: Productive Negotiations (NC-17)

Title: Productive Negotiations
Pairing: Clegg/Cameron. I am sorry.
Rating: NC-17 (I KNOOOOW) 
Summary: From a prompt by starcrossedgirl , of course. 'Much as I love this meme and all the fic on it? I still loathe Cameron with a passion, IRL.  Hence: I wish there to be fic wherein Nick does so, too.' Nick teaches David a lesson. Prompt here.
Disclaimer: Alas, not true. Alas? Thankfully? I don't even know any more.
Warnings: dub-con. oh god. *goes straight to hell, does not pass GO*

( He should have expected that look on Nick's face. )