the horses running

1. My spn_j2_bigbang is submitted! \o/

2. Um. So, basically I told rrrowr that I wouldn't write double penetration and that it was one of few things I couldn't bring myself to attempt. But then rrrowr continued to be a fan of DP and I continued to be a fan of rrrowr, so I wrote this. Because I dislike there being things I can't bring myself to attempt.

fic: triskelion (dean/sam/castiel, nc-17) ~ 900 words

( porn! schmoop! (schmorn?) )

3. In other news, this picture, omg. *bites fists* SASSY. That is all. Oh, and JARED'S FACE. ♥

4. There should be more weecest with dickslapping.

Uh.

Title: Dirty Pretty Things
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/Castiel/Sam
Words: ~4,500
Notes: Um. So, once upon a time, my friend cautionzombies wrote an epic D/C AU, 300 Things. Lots of people loved this fic, but I am probably the only person who both a) loved this fic and b) also kinda sorta shipped her Sam/Dean in it, too. (I'm a bad person.) I mentioned this to Jen, and, because she is indulgent, she wrote me half a Sam/Dean ficlet set in her 'verse in the indeterminate college!Sam future. And then, because I am a bad person, I wrote her filthy dirty threesome porn back. So, yep, this is an AU of an AU, kinda sorta springing from a fic that never got posted. */o\* I have on good authority that there is a sequel to 300 Things in the works, which will not feature any brotherfucking, BUT I FIXED THAT FOR YOU, JEN. fjgbkjdgbfg I'll shut up now. Jen, I ♥ you for letting me do this. ;) And thank you, annundriel, for looking it over for me. ♥
Summary, non-tl;dr version: This is the best idea Castiel's ever had. Technically, it's set in someone else's AU, but essentially it's just dirty threesome porn with human!Cas, so, you know. :)

( There's sweat in the hollow of Dean's clavicle, a sheen of it breaking out all over his skin )

Title: Leave Thy Gift Before The Altar
Authors: tiptoe39 and obstinatrix
Pairing: Dean/Castiel/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~8,600
Summary: Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift. (Matthew 5:24) Like every loving God, Castiel needs to be loved in return.
Warnings: Dub-con. Mind control. D/s elements. Incest. Do we need to warn for Godstiel? ;) Spoilers for 6x22.

( Castiel is tired. )