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[obstinatrix]

f;agnfkngfh

Guys, I can't even with the curve of Jared's back. THAT PERFECT S-CURVE FORMED WHERE HIS BACK NARROWS DOWN TO THE DEEP DIP OF HIS SPINE AND THEN FLARES RIGHT BACK OUT INTO ASS, dgknkg holy jesus someone get Sam Winchester some jeans that fit.



FIC WHERE PEOPLE COME ALL OVER THAT DIP AND THEN LICK IT OFF AGAIN PLZ.

Comments

[juice817.livejournal.com]

Sam's jeans may actually fit, but we'll never know because of the never-ending layers of shirts. Dammit.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Those jeans he was wearing as soulless!Sam when he was doing his shirtless push-ups still didn't fit. /o\ Apparently it's not cool to wear jeans that don't hang off your ass or something. Honestly.

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

spdjs'gksdgdgljsdj#welgwjt

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you've already seen these pictures all over your flist, right, Sam? because urrrrrrrrgh I cannot.

[elsecarlass.livejournal.com]

Totally agree!!! Mmmm

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

I think I've gone into a Jared-induced coma.

[http://users.livejournal.com/tesserae_/]

It's L.A. - nobody's pants fit. THank god for board shorts though!

(Also - holy fuck, those hips!)

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

If only it were still limited to LA. ;) At least Jared wears a belt and doesn't walk around with his waistband under his backside.

I sound like an eighty-year-old woman. OH WELL.

HIPS.

[gold-bluepoint.livejournal.com]

I am so glad these pictures happened to surface now, while I am working on some half-undressed Sam art. So glad! For science and accuracy. And I see, from the way his swimwear clings, that I've underestimated the relative narrowness of his hips and thighs. Better go fix that, self. *_*

(Yes, yes, please yes!)

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

For science!!!

And, unf, yes, boy has snake hips.

[rock-chick-333.livejournal.com]

That is a very nice arse indeed. Possibly not quite as utterly perfect as Jensen's delightful bubble butt, but very fucking nice all the same. *stares*

And OMFG, the treasure trail. I wanna lick right down that, tugging the droopy shorts down as I go. *ahem*

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Babes, you know this strays into territory where we will never agree. ;)

On the treasure trail, however, I think we're in accord. Nnnnnnnnnnnngh.

[cordelia-gray.livejournal.com]

And there's his hip-bones, also.

People keep posting these all over my f-list and it's VERY FUCKING DISTRACTING.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

His hipbones are also extremely biteable, it's true. Guh, Jared. How is he even real?

[queerly-it-is.livejournal.com]

I've been watching these go round my entire flist, gives me a good excuse to keep going back to them lol.

I just. His hips, and his spine and his ass and God. I just. I cannot deal with it.

I may have to write something, just to direct the hotness somewhere. I'm sure we can never have enough J2 beach!sex, with Jensen maybe licking the taste of saltwater out of that ridiculously porny dip above his ass, right? Right?

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Abso-fucking-lutely, dude. It is such a porny dip. I can't actually deal with the shape of him, I just want to grab him by the shoulders and shake him really hard, going "WHY DO YOU EXIIIIIIIIIIIST?"

/freak

[riyku.livejournal.com]

His hipbones too. And the way his tummy sorta follows the curve of his back. And those shorts.

But mainly his back.

I CANNOT. I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO CAN.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Urgh, yes, the way all the curves and plains of him follow each other so beautifully. He's like a freaking statue. I JUST. I CANNOT.

[sparseparsley.livejournal.com]

What are you doing. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

I cannot deal with this on Tumblr AND Livejournal. I can't. It can't be done.

Are those shorts even legal? A hard wave could hit them with enough force to drag them right off that perfect curve. And look at how well it matches the curve at the front too.

God dammit, what have you done?

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU SHOULD WRITE ME PORN ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M SICK. *PITIFUL COUGHING*

Um. But basically, he is porn in every way that matters, goddamn. The shorts are only staying up because baby got so much back.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Um. Have I mentioned that there is skinny-dipping in my BB story set in the Caribbean? *smug face*

In other words: JARED'S ASS. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

You had not, but \o/!!11 GODDESS. *waits for posting time*

[heard_the_owl]

HOLY FUCK.

I THINK THERE NEEDS TO BE A RULE IMPLEMENTED WHERE THIS PIC IS REPOSTED ON MY FLIST BY AT LEAST ONE PERSON, EVERY DAY. THAT WOULD BE, DAKSDF PAJGFKJKL JFKFL;KFSDACJKO

BUT GOD FUCKING DAMN! I WANT THE SHOT FROM THE BACK!! I KNOW THERE IS A SMALL VALLEY TO BE SEEN AND I *NEED* TO SEE IT. THAT LITTLE TRIANGLE WHERE THE TWO GLOBES OF ASS MEET.

HOLY SHIT. SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE ASS HUMPING FIC RIGHT NOW. AND YES. ALL THE COME NEEDS TO POOL RIGHT THERE AT THE DIP AND BE LICKED CLEAN. NJKAGFKAJFKJKJDKSK
JV KFJC
DFJGSFSKXZBJGZASDKLFKF

JESUS CHRIST.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

DOES THIS WORK?

[expectative.livejournal.com]

I'll be single forever because of him. THEY'LL NEVER MEASURE UP TO JARED! FML

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

He is the pinnacle of human achievement when it comes to the masculine form (and personality and face) for me. So. :)

[checkthemargins.livejournal.com]

Oh my God

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

YES HE IS

[ordinaryink.livejournal.com]

He makes me wish I actively drew porn in this fandom.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I was getting things done and then these pictures surfaced and since then I have just been curled up in a ball mewing. HIPS. BICEPS. DAT. ASS. ODJSOIDJSOIFJDIOFJDOIGJDS. WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS PERSON, I CANNOT.

IT'S LIKE. HE HAS THIS GIGANTIC BODY. BUT THEN THESE TINY LITTLE HIPS. EVEN I COULD STRADDLE THOSE HIPS.

I COULD STRADDLE THOSE HIPS. ;____________;

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

I knoooooooooooooooooooow omg he ruined all productivity for me yesterday. Him and his tiny, tiny hips.

[majestic-shriek.livejournal.com]

THIS WAS THE BEST THING TO SEE AT THE END OF A REALLY DULL SHIFT. Those hips! THAT CURVE OH JAY THE SHATNERESQUE CURVE I AM IN LOVE. How so fucking hot, Jared, seriously. *dies*

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

TRULY, JACKIE, IT IS A CURVE WORTHY OF SHATNER.

[ljnewfan.livejournal.com]

You know what I just realized. When he is working out in that season6 episode he is almost hairless.wonder if he waxed or shaved

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Haha, I don't know! I have a personal fear of waxing but possibly Jared is braver than me.

[paraboobizarre.livejournal.com]

I'll be wearing an eternally dopey smile because of these pictures for the rest of the week.
By now I just hope the little kids won't ask me why - their parents might not like the answer I give them...

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDD I'm sure you could come up with something!

[secretlytodream.livejournal.com]

That was the most beautiful thing that's happened to me all year. Shame my brain didn't supply any nice dream the night after -___-

BUT FIC YESSSSS.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

It really, really was. :DD

[scarletscarlet.livejournal.com]

That is a pretty great dip, that. I might be slightly more partial to one of the shots from the rear (heh) where the musculature on his lower back leads so beautifully to his bee-hind, but this is pretty great. The guy is basically a lovely triangle of large muscles and lovely proportions <3.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Accurate. He really, really is. Guh.

[kazminka.livejournal.com]

there's just so much perfection in this pic that i don't know what to do with it.

also, I feel like these are somewhat appropriate to this conversation: http://nanoks.livejournal.com/171205.html

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Omg! They are indeed, thank you!