obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: Five by Five
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating Holy NC-17, Batman.
Summary: Written a very, very long time ago for a prompt on the [livejournal.com profile] shatnoy_rpf kinkmeme for Len fisting Bill circa TOS-era. And...yeah.
Warnings: See summary. Utterly without plot.
Disclaimer: This absolutely did not happen, and never ever will.
Notes: I'm posting this as part of a self-declared Embarrassment Amnesty day. It's been hanging around anonymously on the kinkmeme for months, but I think, in the months since I wrote it, I've ceased to be as embarrassed by fisting as I perhaps should be.

It started out almost as a joke )
obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: Friday Night, Late
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: liiiiiiiiiies!
Summary: Leonard arrives at Bill's apartment, rained on. They have sex. Wow, what a plot.

Leonard comes to him, solemn and slow, when they've argued )
obstinatrix: (mentor Len)
Found this on the Trek RPF kinkmeme. Hmm. Here for archiving purposes, really.

Title: The Mirror Cracked
Pairing: Leonard/Zach
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Lies!
Notes/Summary: Teeny-weeny self-indulgent thing drawing on my narcissism kink. Yes, the one usually satisfied by writing Bill Shatner/Jim Kirk. I don't even know.

Most of all, he wants him for his face. )
obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: Intoxication
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: ...R?
Summary: Exactly as requested, 'tail end of BDSM and smushy aftercare'.
Notes: This is, entirely and absolutely, for [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl, my partner in filthy deliciousness, my encouragement, my friend my Leonard. For no reason except that I love her, so there. :P
Warnings: See summary, really. BDSM. Not explicit, but very there.
Disclaimer: AHAHAHA. Yeah, didn't happen except in my head.

Leonard has a voice like whisky )
obstinatrix: (the green shirt)
Title: Something About Hats
Rating: G (:O!)
Pairing: Not even. Bill and Leonard. And Zachary, sort of.
Notes/Summary: [livejournal.com profile] screamlet asked me to write 'something. with. hats', so that is what this is. Of hats, and Spock's fashion sense. I'm posting this because it entertains me greatly to have the first fic of 2010 be this.

'I don't get it,' Bill said. )
obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: Oneupmanship
Rating: NC-17. Bang go my attempts at R-rated porn.
Pairing: Shatnoy. NEEDS MOAR.
Summary: Their games of oneupmanship are not limited to onset pranks. Warning for (fairly mild) bondage themes.
Disclaimer: This is a lie made of lies, wrapped up in more lies and deposited in Lieville.
Notes: Many people get the blame for this, although some of them may be surprised to hear it. Among them, [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl, for reasons which should be obvious to her, and [livejournal.com profile] screamlet for Bill in handcuffs being my first mental image this morning.

I don't think the bed was made to withstand this kind of treatment. )
obstinatrix: (Spock's arse)
Title: Consider Her Ways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Shatnoy (girl!Bill/Leonard, girl!Bill/girl!Leonard, other genderfuckery)
Summary/Notes: Backstory is needed for this, I'm afraid. I'm oddly fond of this weirdness, so I'm posting it here, but I wrote it for an RPG in which, for reference, Bill and Leonard, along with resurrected!De, were beamed up onto the nu!Enterprise in Leonard's Buick and then de-aged back to their 1966 selves.

...yeah. That's kind of irrelevant to the plot (plot! ha!) of this, but might make more sense of the following summary: The replicator in the actors' quarters is having some interesting malfunctions. See pairing. :)
Further Notes/Warnings: This utter crack was requested/encouraged by people who shall remain nameless. Please note that it contains het (gasp!) and femslash. I doubt that this is many people's cup of tea, but I was compelled to write it.

The first thing Leonard saw, as he was jolted back to consciousness -  )
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I wrote this in a coffee shop. Public porn ftw!

Title: [untitled]
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: This is fiction.
Summary/Notes: Shameless, pointless PWP.

He doesn't need to say it. )
obstinatrix: (close to the captain)
Title: Of Human Bondage
Rating: PG
Pairing: Shatnoy (say I, with caution), and, uh, Kirk/Spock. And maybe something else if you read it that way, [livejournal.com profile] my_daroga. ;)
Disclaimer: This is completely untrue.
Prompt/Notes: I wrote this for [livejournal.com profile] my_daroga for the [livejournal.com profile] trekrpfexchange. This...doesn't exactly fill any of the prompts I had. I read them through, wrote this, and then came back and read the prompts again and realised that, while it takes parts of all of them, it does not fully fill any one of them, for which I apologise. In this fic: exploration of that space between character and actor, Shatner or Nimoy (or both) meet Kirk or Spock (kind of? Maybe?), and a 70's setting, in this case, The Motion Picture set.

Wow, this is unclear.

He never really had a real friend )
obstinatrix: (billdelen)
Ficlet offload!

Title: Remember
Rating: R
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: Lies
Warning: BDSM
Notes: Tiny misplaced commentfic from the RPF general kinkmeme. See warning. I...don't like this much.

The more I want you to remember something, the more likely you are to have forgotten it. )

This one will hopefully temper the weirdness of the above, with random fluff.

Title: Emmys, 1968
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: Never happened!
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] screamlet, for her prompt on the Shatnoy kinkmeme.

Bill, put that *down*. )
obstinatrix: (beautiful Kirk)
Title: Like This, Looking
Rating: NC-17 (I see we're back to that...)
Pairing: Shatner/Nimoy (offscreen), Shatner/OFC
Disclaimer: Bucket o' lies, this is.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl, from the [livejournal.com profile] shatnoy_rpf kinkmeme, where she asked for voyeurism. Warning: a lot of this is het. Also, do I need to warn for wanking/Bill doing his amazing tongue trick? (Canon!)
Summary: Leonard knows all about Bill's alleged golden touch with the ladies, but it's one thing to be told, and quite another to discover. Add bucketload of unrequited!angst, and voila.

Bill is good at this. )
obstinatrix: (shatnoy on set)
Title: Switch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Shatnoy
Disclaimer: All lies!
Summary: Total, total PWP. Bill's the jealous type.
Notes: For my comm-baby-daddy [livejournal.com profile] candesgirl. ;)

Leonard's eyes are very dark, not inky, but warm )
obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: Mr Spock In Space Sock Shock!
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: PG-13 (for language, really)
Notes: This is a prequel to Mr Spock's Space Menagerie, and the other stories written by [livejournal.com profile] igrab and [livejournal.com profile] screamlet in that 'verse. It was written for a very bizarre kinkmeme half-prompt, but mostly was just midnight crack.
Summary: Leonard. Knitting. That's effectively all.

Halfway through the second season of Star Trek, Bill decides to give up smoking )
obstinatrix: (holding jim)
Title: Where Angels Fear To Tread
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Obviously a massive lie.
Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] my_daroga, for Round 1 of [livejournal.com profile] trekrpfexchange. I wrote this as a pinch-hit, and I must say that, on glancing at it now, I'm not sure how exactly I thought it answered the prompt when I began it. *coughs delicately* It is intended to be a response to the second of [livejournal.com profile] my_daroga's prompts, which was long and multifaceted and fairly open-ended, and focused largely on Bill's ideas about sex and any dichotomy between his views and Leonard's, which this sort of does; but the prompt also honed in on things to do with Bill's sensuality and (possibly) food, which this really doesn't venture near. So I hope this is...adequate? I also wrote it very fast because that is what pinch-hitting requires, so I may come back to this later and attack it. This also got a bit influenced by Shatner being all needy during the recent Dragon*Con panel. Oh, Bill.
Warnings: It's the 60's, so I felt the need to bring in weed. God knows why. Subsequently, much of the rating is for language and drunken/stoned rambling.
Summary: No subject is out of bounds, somehow, when you're under enough influences. Even subjects like sex. And, potentially, gay sex.

They're lying on Leonard's living room floor when it begins )


Ironically, I notice that this Bill is, experience-wise, kind of the polar opposite of [livejournal.com profile] my_daroga's Bill from the truly, stunningly excellent Wet Hot American Summer, which she wrote for me in this exchange and which I love like burning and have read more times than I can count, now. As you should all do.
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too much staring at Leonard... )
obstinatrix: (Default)
Forgot to post this. I don't even know where this came from, besides the kinkmeme, where all my morals went to die.

Title: Five Adventures of Leonard Nimoy's Mouth
Rating: Hard R, I think
Pairing: Ahahahaaaaaaa....yeah. Um, let's see. Leonard/random girl; Leonard/Sandi; Leonard/Majel Barrett, Leonard/Bill, Leonard/Susan. I'm going to hell.
Disclaimer: So didn't happen.
Warnings/Notes: No warnings, really, except for mention of non-public figures, namely two of Leonard's wives. Written for this prompt, which basically wanted Leonard demonstrating his oral sexxing skills. *cough*

The first time, he had no idea at all )

*hides under rock*
obstinatrix: (insert Leonard here)
Title: Friction
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: R
Summary/Notes: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] andieshep for the first round of [livejournal.com profile] trekrpfexchange. The prompt was: Sex on set after rolling around all over each other in "Amok Time". I had some trouble with this one, mostly because I felt that [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl's excellent Amok Time filled the prompt in a way that has effectively become my personal canon on the subject. However, as the request was for porn, I decided to put that aside and write a less plausible, more porn-ridden take. Somehow it acquired a bit of an odd tone and an overlay of angst, and turned out to be altogether less porny than intended. Don't know how that happened, exactly.
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Certainly not like this.

It's all a question of friction )
obstinatrix: (Default)
Title: Why Bill Is Glad Leonard Is Not A Vulcan, Reason #4,678
Rating: thoroughly PG
Pairing: Shatnoy
Warnings/Notes: This was written for a prompt that simply said EPIC CUDDLAGE, with the elaboration 'as fluffy as possible'. Effectively. So, take that as a warning, if you will, that this has no redeeming value whatsoever.

Bill doesn't know whether he's reading too much into this )

Title: [untitled]
Pairing: Bill/Nichelle. Or, er, Nichelle/Bill, if we're doing it that way. And kind of Kirk/Spock...? In my head, there's an obvious undercurrent of as-yet-unconsummated Shatnoy, but that might just be me.
Rating: NC-17 like whoah.
Disclaimer: Dear GOD, am I sure this is a lie.
Warnings/Notes: The prompt for this was 'Nichelle pegging Bill', which is, I suppose, a warning in itself. The actuality of it is that Nichelle always says what she means, and when she says she's going to teach Bill some respect, she damn well means it. Filthy, filthy porns.

Nichelle believes in the brutal power of accuracy )
obstinatrix: (Default)
Title: An Accomplished Photographer
Pairing: Leonard/Zach (straightforwardly. This is not Pinto or Shatnoy, guys.)
Disclaimer: God, these are SUCH massive lies I hardly know where to look.
Warnings/Notes: Massive lies. Possible ooc-ness. OTP-fuckery. Written for a kinkmeme prompt that specified simply a desire for Leonard to take photographs of Zachary Quinto, nude. Nods were made in the thread to the fanon of the Quinto photographer-fetish. I'm afraid I added the porn myself.
Summary: Leonard takes photographs of Zachary. Zachary likes to be photographed.

This is archived here for completion's sake, like everything else. These random prompt fills are what I do when I'm bored and insomniac.

I'm an accomplished photographer. )

So, er, yes. I think this qualifies as crack.
obstinatrix: (Default)
Again, a collection of things that are either too short or too lacking in merit to be posted separately, placed here for the sake of completion. All lies, as usual.

1. Bill/Leonard, misplaced comment porn (hard R) )

2. Bill/Leonard, 'Only if you buy the popcorn and hold my hand' (G) )

3. Zoe/unnamed female character, in the spirit of the self-insert thread (R/NC-17, but very small) )

4. Leonard/...technically his own fingers, but kind of Bill, horribly NC-17 )

It seems that the difference between little kinkmeme fills which don't deserve their own posts, and fics which I consider to be 'proper fics', is that when I'm randomly writing commentfics on the kinkmeme, I make far too much use of the f-word. You have been warned.


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