well, this looks like a useful way to procrastinate from actually doing anything

[obstinatrix]

(via deirdre_c)

Pick one of my fics, and I'll give you three details that didn't make it into the fic. Background canon, deleted scenes, or a look into the future. My choice, but if you have a specific question you can ask it in your request.

My terrifyingly straggly masterlist is here. And I think I need to actually divide it up by pairing instead of just having everything in chronological order and split into RPF/FPF. *cries at prospect*

Comments

[olympia-m.livejournal.com]

lol. I couldn't chose between that and the Hanged Man -- now I don't have to!!!
thank you!

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

:DDDD Yesssssss, I love this 'verse. I'm not really sure how to determine what are facts belonging to this one and which to The Hanged Man, so I'll just throw out three to you and three to olympia_m, but they're my ideas about the 'verse, rather than just this one story, I think. :)

1. The boys' mother was killed in much the same way in this 'verse as in canon, but in a house fire, not by a demon. The demon is Dean's way of explaining it to himself, and everything else grew out of that, his madness and his obsessions.

2. This whole 'verse is obliquely S/D as well as D/C, as I think is quite heavily implied. Dean is obsessed with his brother to the extent that he kills him, BUT he's very offended by the suggestions the other prisoners make that he and Sam were ever incestuously involved. They weren't, physically. But he killed Sam after he'd come back from a date with the smell of some girl all over him, and Dean couldn't stand it -- it was, on whatever level, a sexual jealousy. Ergo, if he wanted to keep Sam for himself, there was only one way to ensure it, within the constraints of his delusion.

3. Father Castiel in this 'verse has an obsessive nature of his own. He lets Dean lure him in, not only because Dean has that dangerous charisma to him, but also because there is something about Dean that reminds him of the first boy he ever fell in love with, who also had green eyes and a cocky smile and made him feel dirty and helpless.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Surface and Symbol, please!

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

:)

1. The immediate aftermath of this story is, obviously, that Jared fucks Jensen stupid, but they're so worked up by the whole affair that it takes a couple of tries. They last through about thirty seconds of making out and grinding against each other before they're coming, after which Jensen gets Jared out of all his clothes and they work each other up again so Jared can suck Jensen off and work him open on his fingers and then fuck him with Jensen's legs around his waist, like he wanted to the whole time.

2. This is one of those 'Jensen and Danneel are best friends and possibly room-mates' stories. I had a whole additional section about this at the beginning, but I couldn't make it flow into the rest, so I cut it out. But, um, yes, background canon of this is that Danneel and Genevieve are girlfriends, and I think Jensen and Danneel dated in high school before Jensen worked out exactly how gay he was.

3. Jensen and Jared wind up boyfriends, of course, because I'm a sap. At some point, Jared uses Jensen for another art project which involves him painting poetry onto Jensen's body with ink and a brush, and then photographing various parts of him in dramatic black and white.

[glovered.livejournal.com]

this one

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

LOL really? :D

1. Kirk is not a patient man. Spock getting himself out of his uniform might be a short term solution, but in the end, he puts a lot of effort into making Starfleet change the goddamn fastenings on the tunics to make them easier to use. They do.

2. Kirk totally still has their too-small blue and gold uniforms from the early days in his closet anyway. He can't get into his any more, but sometimes he'll make Spock put on his, for old times' sake.

3. After Spock dies at the end of Wrath of Khan, Kirk sleeps with the blue Science tunic, even after it doesn't smell like Spock any more.

[olympia-m.livejournal.com]

just in case it wasn't clear *grin*, The Hanged Man....

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

:DDD I love this 'verse. I'm glad you picked it!

1. I almost wrote a sequel to this fic, but I decided I didn't dare, because there was really only one way I wanted it to go. In my head, Dean does kill Castiel. He has to. That's what he does with the people he loves enough to want to keep with him. He strangles him with a piece of clothing.

2. Part of the reason that John was Dean's first kill in this 'verse is that, after Mary died, John just put far too much weight on Dean's shoulders, like in canon, but, unlike in canon, Dean couldn't cope. He obviously had a mental condition already and having so much responsibility just sent him completely off the rails. He couldn't openly admit to himself that he blamed John, but the delusion did it for him, turned this blame into a conviction that he had to kill John because it was the plan of the yellow-eyed man.

3. When he was a child, he hallucinated the yellow-eyed man fairly often, but was aware that he shouldn't tell anyone else that he could see him. He didn't want to scare Sam, but he would often be curled up around his brother in a narrow little motel bed, staring at the man on the other side of the room. As a very small child, he was mostly unaware that Sam would not be able to see the man if he happened to turn around, so would concentrate on making sure Sam fell asleep facing Dean so he wouldn't notice the man and be afraid.

[light-like.livejournal.com]

Everything's Bigger In Texas
I don't know what it is about that fic but it's one of my favorites and I need to know more.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSS love this one.

1. This is most definitely not the only time this happens. Jared comes back to Do The Garden again...and again...and again...and does a lot of ploughing, but not of soil. Misha sometimes wonders how this can actually be happening to him, usually as he's being fucked over the kitchen table by his dirty, sweaty, half-naked, gorgeous gardener, but then Jared fucks him a bit harder and he stops thinking about anything else.

2. Jensen totally lives next door. I may have thought about this too much. He sees Jared and Misha going at it in the garden on more than one occasion, and may possibly jerk off to it.

3. Misha thinks for ages that Jared is an unrepentant top. Then Jared pushes him into a chair, shucks his jeans and climbs into Misha's lap, one knee either side of Misha's hips, all long-legged golden nakedness. And Misha asks, feeling suddenly very scholarly and shy, what he's doing, and Jared grins at him slowly and says, "Getting fucked, in an ideal world."

(Misha decides he is okay with this.)

[majestic-shriek.livejournal.com]

Aww, I was gonna pick this one *goes back to list*

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

OH, I LOVE THIS MEME, I WANNA PLAY.

Erm. I have to go with Trusting Who We Are.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

:DDDD LOVE THIS 'VERSE. People are picking all my favourite fics. I am pleased.

1. Sam is part of a book group made up almost entirely of middle-aged women. The middle-aged women enjoy Sam very much. Sam knows this. He also knows that they think he's gay for Dean, and that they seem to get giggly and flustered over this idea. While Sam has known these people long enough, really, to explain himself to them and tell them they're wrong, he never does. He doesn't care to examine too closely why this is. On some level, he guesses, he doesn't want to burst their bubble. And also, just maybe, he's flattered that anyone would think he was hot enough and cool enough to be with someone so obviously hot and cool as Dean.

2. If Sam thought he could get away with sleeping in Dean's bed whenever he felt the urge, he would. Because Sam loves sleeping in Dean's bed. Not always, because they're big guys and Dean kicks and sometimes grinds his teeth and that's annoying, but sometimes. Being in bed with Dean reminds him of being a little kid, all safe and wrapped up in his brother. Dean smells good and he holds Sam really tight when he's asleep, and Sam loves having the excuse to be so close to him.

3. This Sam teaches fourth grade at the local elementary school. All the little girls in his class are desperately in love with him, which Dean thinks is kind of hilarious.

[chicklet25.livejournal.com]

And I think I need to actually divide it up by pairing instead of just having everything in chronological order and split into RPF/FPF.

I, um, could do this for you, if you wanted? I'm wicked fast at coding, and also love to organize things :/

As for the meme part, I piiiiick *closes eyes and points* OH! A Strong Confederate! \o/

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Omg. Baby, if you have the time and inclination to do that for me, I would be all over you in gratitude. O____O Because it really is starting to look like a hideous mess, and I'm so, so bad at this stuff, and urgh. Would you want me to send you the coding as it is to begin with, so you'd have the basics of it just to rearrange, or can you get that directly from the page...? /clueless

Anyway, MEME.

1. I feel like Easy Like A Sunday Morning was kind of a proto-fic for this 'verse, because it pretty effectively describes the way I see them functioning as a threesome, in the aftermath of this fic. Lots of coffee-zombie Jensen being woken up by the combined efforts of the others. Jared is especially good at blow jobs, which Misha insists can only be because he has the biggest mouth. Jared says that actually it's because he's spent so long thinking about doing it and reading things on the internet about how to do it, without actually having the chance to put it into practice. So now he's super enthusiastic. Misha thinks this is extremely dorky, but Jensen secretly finds it kind of adorable.

2. Jared had a massive, massive crush on Misha when they were at university together. At that point, though, he was too unsure about his own sexuality to do anything about it, mainly because he didn't identify as bisexual yet, and then he met Katie and fell so hard for her, so the whole issue was shelved for several years.

3. Jensen's been in love with Jared since basically the moment they met. Again, there was a lot of denial going on here, but in retrospect, he can admit it to himself. Jared grinned at him and he was lost. At this point, Jensen was still kind of reeling from what happened in Texas with his parents' rejection of him, but Jared was just so nice, Jensen was gone for him immediately. This Misha is eccentric and enigmatic enough to have been more of an acquired taste, but Jensen acquired it soon enough.

Bonus 4. Misha totally slept with creepy Mark (Pellegrino) sometimes, when they lived together. Misha says he has his charms, despite housekeeping skill not being among them.

[majestic-shriek.livejournal.com]

People keep picking all my favourites! I thought I'd be mean, and pick one with De in, or something (because I've been a bit De-struck again recently, randomly), but I'll stick with SPN :P

We Got Spirit

(idk, I just closed my eyes and pointed. I'm happy with EVERYTHING <3)

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

LOL, an admirable method of decision-making. ;)

1. This Jensen is an absolute tyrant who rules the cheerleading squad with an iron fist. Most of the jock guys think he's probably a pussy, but boy, are they mistaken.

2. Obviously they end up dating, as opposed to just screwing around, but they don't come out about it until they're in college. High school is just too restrictive an environment.

3. Happily, they both end up at the same university. Jared is an Engineering major, and Jensen does liberal arts and continues to cheerlead. In his third year of college, he and his squad win a major championship, proving that tyranny really does pay.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

Get Me Closer to God, plz

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

I greatly enjoy the flattering implication that there is anything to this fic but feral sex. ;)

Okay:

1. The fic said 'animal spirits', but basically I ended up writing something that was almost knotting fic. So we will assume that the boys were possessed by the spirits of wolves with a mating urge, an entire pack of whom had overtaken the city.

2. Afterwards, Cas has the most enormous bite on the back of his neck. Sam notices it immediately and gives Dean bitchface to the power of 10.

3. Dean is not that bothered, to be frank, because he and Cas spent a good deal of time macking on each other after the initial rough fuck, and have generally come to something of an Understanding. The sort of understanding that means Sam spends a lot of time in bars complaining to barmen about his brother's inability to be quiet while getting fucked.

[swordofmymouth.livejournal.com]

Unless I am mistaken, I didn't see anyone ask you about Voice of the Turtledove.

[writingpathways.livejournal.com]

I am going to ditto this.

[transfixeddream.livejournal.com]

Tell me more about this Dean fucking Sam over the hood of a car and leaving grease fingerprints all over his hip bones. *chinhands*

Oh. Right. That's not written yet.

Um.

How about the delightful fic that you wrote of Jensen being Jared's muse where you LEFT IT AT A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE POINT?

ETA: I'm a fail and see you already answered that. NEVERMIND. Hot lawyers. GO.

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

Nnnngh, I should get on that fic.

In the meantime: lawyers!

1. It is probably wrong that this fic was basically inspired by Boston Legal, but it was. James Spader fucks everyone on every available surface, and my brain automatically wants to leap on the first excuse it can find to write similar J2 shenanigans.

2. Jensen is secretly kind of a sap. He pretends to be all Mr Big Man, but when Jared calls him at the end? Jared expects to be asked to come over for another rough and dirty fuck, but actually Jensen takes him out for sushi first. Even if they do fuck on the first date.

3. Hot as it is to face each other across the court room, it starts to be kind of detrimental to their cases once they're regular fuckbuddies (okay, boyfriends. They're just not using that word). So Jensen pulls some strings and gets Jared transferred to his law firm, so they won't be able to oppose each other as counsel anymore.

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

I want Left Foot Green!

But um, I also want to know about Underneath the Lantern.

And um...The Theory of Relativity.

OMG I CAN'T CHOOSE *WAILS*

[obstinatrix.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you'd like my extra head canon for LFG. ;)

Underneath The Lantern I totally want to write more of, though. Mmmm, Berlin. C'mon, pick one. :D Or I can ramble briefly about each?

[slothy-girl.livejournal.com]

Sure to lure someone bad, plz :3